Uh-oh. Joe Biden has some unexpected competition for dumbest member of the Obama administration. Mediaite.com has the dumb details:
On ABC’s World News tonight, Diane Sawyer sat down with Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to talk about the possibility of a terror attack over the holidays.
And Napolitano, doing her best to keep us all feeling cozy and warm, said it’s almost a year-round operation:
“What I say to the American people is that… thousands of people are working 24/7, 364 days a year to keep the American people safe.”
Got that? Homeland Security is keeping us safe 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364 days a year. With that in mind, here are some photos of TSA agents on Day 365.
H/T: Mediaite
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Now I see why McDonald's won't hire them.
Twas the night before Christmas, everyone was crying (even the mouse),
before we go flying, we must leave the house.
Objectors were molested by the blue-gloved pervs,
I wanted to say no, but I lacked the nerve.
The children were probed, it's etched in their minds,
but better than being left far behind.
They searched mamma, not once but twice,
they squeezed my sack, it didn't feel nice.
Outside the gate, there arose such a clatter,
I zipped up my pants, and went to see what was the matter.
Out of the aquarium I flew like a flash,
and removed the blue glove, which they had left, half-shoved up my ass.
There a screener had her hand on grandma's breast,
I thought this depravity deserves arrest.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
perversion most foul - way worse than just queer.
Molesting an old man, who was screaming it was sick,
I knew at that moment, the TSA guy had just grabbed his dick.
No more rapid than snails, the searches all the same,
then, of course, they called us back by name.
Now, traveler, take off your shoe,
we claim to protect you from terrorists, not that we really do.
With security theater, and Soviet tactics, too,
Really, it's just to compel obedience, that we do what we do.
That was awesome AC!
The make-work ObamaNazis at rest.
The guy in uniform with his shoes off sleeping in the gutter is disgraceful.
Like it or not he represents America to travelers entering the country.
He needs to Adult-up and shed the hillbilly attitude from 9-5
The TSA is a make-work program, it was designed that way from the start, security is just the excuse for it.
Those hiring standards are coming to the military near you.
We are naked to the threats-all of them-because the government hires en masse! There are no standards followed.
Is it possible for Napolitano to sound any more stupid than she already has?
I hear Joe Biden is giving seminars on stupid these days. He's a world renowned expert.
Blimey! Have they all been gassed?
Reminds me of Bedtime for Bonzo http://bit.ly/hcjTFG
Sure, and I always like to get a little nap time in when I'm at work. I mean, it's not hurting anyone is it? The Protestant work ethic is overrated anyway.