Exclusive: President Obama admits he was really born in Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. Dateline 4/1/2014. Washington, DC. This morning President Obama called a press conference where he admitted he was actually a citizen of Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. He also admitted he’s really a Muslim and that he was immediately banning Christianity and declaring himself Dictator for Life. He then said he was divorcing Michelle and making Reggie Love Queen, Joe Biden Court Jester and Sandra Fluke the new Birth Control Czar. Further news on these developments will be handed out as ordered by the new Minister of Stupid Propaganda, Nancy Pelosi who will probably blame it all on Fox News and Bush.
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I always thought that the new ambassador to Libya, chelsea, looked more like Vince Foster then bubba bill.
Might be April Fools, but it is also the birthday of the US Navy Chief Petty Officer! Most Sailors would say it's fitting. LOL. Anyway, happy birthday to Da Chief!
So does this mean the Idi Amin in Quagmire is finally starting to come out?
Breaking NEWS! In a bid to kick up the use of Obamacare, the President of the United States is asking everyone to send in 10-20 pieces of partially digested corn from their last meal. This treasure will be shared with all the politicians on Capital Hill in a discovery process to check if they will gain weight by eating shit. The Vegas money is on the RINO's., Kerry, Pelosi, Clinton, Obuthole - in ascending order. The more poop they eat, the healthier they become!
I'm surprised Harry Reid didn't beat out Biden for the position of jester. I guess that creepy, joker-like, grin of his put him over the top.
No, Harry is court nightmare!
go to 1:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bGzWyHbu0