Federal report finds problems with Michelle Obama school lunch program

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• Mooch makes great facial contortions. And she doesn't just make them for the children:-). She makes them for dignitaries, royalty, etc. Quite a gift!!

  • It's not a gift, it's constipation. If you were that full of shit, you'd be constipated too.

• One of my sisters-in-laws works in the cafeteria at an Albuquerque Pubic Skrewel and she can tell you some horror stories. She is a baker and the idiocy of the new rules made her job so hard her boss said to hell with it, they now buy those rubber things called "heat and serve" frozen rolls, pizza crusts and bread of any kind. No longer do the kids get fresh baked products for lunch, everything comes out of the freezer.

  The same holds true for everything they serve in her school now. Everything is pre-cooked and frozen, all the cooks have to do is thaw the crap out and serve it. These dedicated cafateria workers know exactly why the kids waste so much food, they see it every day and they wouldn't eat it either. But, they got an atta-boy from the school district last year for following all of Moochells food rules! Even though more and more kids are brown bagging it and the school lost tons of money on thier school lunch program.

• Is it just me or is the the one picture of her eating should say. " Boy , I bet my Chef can make you taste like Chicken!"

  • The look on her face in the pic above looks like she is thinking "This tastes like shit, no wonder the kids toss it into the garbage."

    • Yea, but it's the shit she pushed.

  • I'm thinking the kid said, "Here, you eat this shit and tell me it tastes good."

    The look on her face tells me it wasn't french fries...

• On the plus side, more families are taking the time to prepare bagged lunches for their kids instead of relying on the Government.

  • Even in the 60's I brought my lunch most of the time because the food in the cafeteria could have killed someone. A sandwich, chips and a twinkie were much tastier.

    • PBJ, Milk and a piece of fruit were my daily staples. I rarely ate anything in the cafeteria except for the rare occasion they had pizza, even that was frozen, boxed stuff that I wouldn't touch now, but it was a treat when you're a kid. That was the only edible thing besides the ice cream sandwiches.

      • P&J, meatloaf or cheese sammiches. Cold fried chicken left over from the night before. A piece of fruit and a sweet like a piece of pie or cake mom baked, it was all good. The only thing us boys bought at school was milk, which was $.25 cents when I was in middle school. All of us were in high school and working before we ever bought a school lunch and even then it was only when something good was on the menu that day.

        • We brought our milk in a Thermos. I wish I still had those old lunch boxes, they're worth a fortune now, along with my old baseball cards!

• Moochelle looks to be eating well.

  • Yeah, I was wondering about that second chin myself!

• I guess they saw too many young girls developing "Wookie Butt".

  • You have discovered the answer to the question on another thread about "butt-ugly" being an insult to butts when talking about Angela Corey, Hillary, The Wookie Moochell, etc. I will now use the term Wookie Butt-ugly as to not insult those women with DNA (damn nice asses). Thank you for resolving that hereto-for dilemma!

    • Glad to be of service.

• Thought Michelle was a lawyer, not a nutritionist.

  • She's a control freak trying to exert control over anyone and anything she can to compliment her husband's power grab.

  • A disbarred lawyer which I believe means she is not a lawyer.

    She is great at no show jobs and spending our money. Outside of that she is not very good at anything other than telling us what she thinks we ought to be doing.

• Surely these people were smart enough to read the thing and anticipate the problems? Nah! Why is it that everything that the Obamas touch turn to crap?

• On the flip-side, this menu is the BEST reason EVER to have a food fight in the cafeteria.