Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin ‘concealed in his butt.’ Well, this shreds old definitions and gives new meaning to the term “anal retentive.”
Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin ‘concealed in his butt.’ Well, this shreds old definitions and gives new meaning to the term “anal retentive.”
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How come the same guy who has a stroke about a tiny thermometer in his bum can cheerfully stuff bags of dope up his behind, or even receive a like minded friend's body part with no issue at all?
Now that's a true mule.
Jackass?
THIS IS WHY I DON'T DO DRUGS! I am not going to take the chance that the thing I put in my body has been up someone's behind! Or under their fat rolls.
I was looking for the article about the chick with drugs under her fat rolls, and I found this http://www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/ which is even better! (Poppa - this is for you - fat naked people, and turkey sammiches - it ties in beautifully with the other thread!)
In nursing school they threatened us about doing adequate examinations and bathing and skin care with a story like this. Huge woman in the hospital, reeked of something rotten, but noone could find the cause. Finally got a student, who actually removed ALL of her clothing and bathed ALL of her person, trying to decrease the odor if nothing else. Woman had a rotten PB&J sandwich caught under one breast. Got rid of it, finished bathing her, and the smell miraculously faded.
BRAIN BLEACH!!!
My lady, who is a traveling nurse, recently took an assignment in a nearby county jail. She THOUGHT she had seen everything, having been a nurse for quite some time. Now, being exposed to the absolute dregs of society daily, she's getting a whole new education.
Seriously, if p[eople could spend just a little time in the prisons or local jails, they would realize that for most, rehab and education etc is a waste of money. For anything to work you gotta wanna. And very few wanna.
I knew it was bad, but the stories she's telling me, and she's still in orientation, are enough to turn your stomach. When you're not laughing at the stupidity of it.
Thanks, but no thanks, I've had enough with the fat vegans.
I've got plenty of other reasons to not do drugs. This isn't even near the top of the list.
Seriously!
It is all a matter of economics and upbringing. Some guys are shoving gold coins up their ass faster than n0bama is spending a trillion dollars - well, those in the ghetto are not going to be outdone - thus, shoving their own form up gold - into their own anal crevices.
How many would fit in a Crip?
FTA:
But the outstanding traffic warrants for both men made police conduct an additional body search at headquarters, where the drugs were found.
BOY am I glad I moved out of NJ!
If a traffic warrant gets you a body cavity search, I don't ever want to go back!
I hope it was some good sh*t
Crack would've been funnier.
If "Dear Leader" had a drug mule, he'd look like him.
How did he fit 100 bags of anything else in his ass with his head firmly planted in there? Talk about an echo chamber. He's ready for prison.