Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin ‘concealed in his butt.’ Well, this shreds old definitions and gives new meaning to the term “anal retentive.”

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sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 5:22 am

How come the same guy who has a stroke about a tiny thermometer in his bum can cheerfully stuff bags of dope up his behind, or even receive a like minded friend’s body part with no issue at all?

deepthinker
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deepthinker
February 24, 2013 2:57 pm

Now that’s a true mule.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 24, 2013 3:05 pm

Jackass?

Karmaa
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Karmaa
February 24, 2013 6:25 am

THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO DRUGS! I am not going to take the chance that the thing I put in my body has been up someone’s behind! Or under their fat rolls.

I was looking for the article about the chick with drugs under her fat rolls, and I found this http://www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/ which is even better! (Poppa – this is for you – fat naked people, and turkey sammiches – it ties in beautifully with the other thread!)

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 5:21 am

In nursing school they threatened us about doing adequate examinations and bathing and skin care with a story like this. Huge woman in the hospital, reeked of something rotten, but noone could find the cause. Finally got a student, who actually removed ALL of her clothing and bathed ALL of her person, trying to decrease the odor if nothing else. Woman had a rotten PB&J sandwich caught under one breast. Got rid of it, finished bathing her, and the smell miraculously faded.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 26, 2013 5:55 am

BRAIN BLEACH!!!

flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 7:58 am

My lady, who is a traveling nurse, recently took an assignment in a nearby county jail. She THOUGHT she had seen everything, having been a nurse for quite some time. Now, being exposed to the absolute dregs of society daily, she’s getting a whole new education.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 12:17 pm

Seriously, if p[eople could spend just a little time in the prisons or local jails, they would realize that for most, rehab and education etc is a waste of money. For anything to work you gotta wanna. And very few wanna.

flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 10:47 pm

I knew it was bad, but the stories she’s telling me, and she’s still in orientation, are enough to turn your stomach. When you’re not laughing at the stupidity of it.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 24, 2013 6:37 am

Thanks, but no thanks, I’ve had enough with the fat vegans.

flashingscotsman
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February 25, 2013 8:56 am

I’ve got plenty of other reasons to not do drugs. This isn’t even near the top of the list.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 5:18 am

Seriously!

Dan
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Dan
February 24, 2013 5:07 am

It is all a matter of economics and upbringing. Some guys are shoving gold coins up their ass faster than n0bama is spending a trillion dollars – well, those in the ghetto are not going to be outdone – thus, shoving their own form up gold – into their own anal crevices.

Big Al
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Big Al
February 24, 2013 4:24 am

How many would fit in a Crip?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 23, 2013 8:37 pm

FTA:
But the outstanding traffic warrants for both men made police conduct an additional body search at headquarters, where the drugs were found.

BOY am I glad I moved out of NJ!
If a traffic warrant gets you a body cavity search, I don’t ever want to go back!

Trickie
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Trickie
February 23, 2013 4:22 pm

I hope it was some good sh*t

BobontheJob
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February 23, 2013 2:19 pm

Crack would’ve been funnier.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 23, 2013 1:44 pm

If “Dear Leader” had a drug mule, he’d look like him.

tincan53
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tincan53
February 23, 2013 12:36 pm

How did he fit 100 bags of anything else in his ass with his head firmly planted in there? Talk about an echo chamber. He’s ready for prison.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
February 23, 2013 11:16 am

I bet Barney can do more than 100 bags , maybe 500 bags , with his eyes shut .

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 23, 2013 12:21 pm

No I am thinking Barney is more the large leaf bag type than the small heroin bag type……One large 40 gallon bag…

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 23, 2013 11:08 am

I see him being real popular with the boys in cell block c.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
February 24, 2013 5:31 am

What? With a wonderful prolapsed anus? That will make him popular?

JPTravis
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February 23, 2013 10:53 am

He must be one of those large-capacity Bloods they sell at Costco.

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