Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin ‘concealed in his butt.’ Well, this shreds old definitions and gives new meaning to the term “anal retentive.”

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sa_rose
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How come the same guy who has a stroke about a tiny thermometer in his bum can cheerfully stuff bags of dope up his behind, or even receive a like minded friend’s body part with no issue at all?

deepthinker
Member

Now that’s a true mule.

poppajoe49
Member

Jackass?

Karmaa
Member

THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO DRUGS! I am not going to take the chance that the thing I put in my body has been up someone’s behind! Or under their fat rolls.

I was looking for the article about the chick with drugs under her fat rolls, and I found this http://www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/ which is even better! (Poppa – this is for you – fat naked people, and turkey sammiches – it ties in beautifully with the other thread!)

sa_rose
Member

In nursing school they threatened us about doing adequate examinations and bathing and skin care with a story like this. Huge woman in the hospital, reeked of something rotten, but noone could find the cause. Finally got a student, who actually removed ALL of her clothing and bathed ALL of her person, trying to decrease the odor if nothing else. Woman had a rotten PB&J sandwich caught under one breast. Got rid of it, finished bathing her, and the smell miraculously faded.

poppajoe49
Member

BRAIN BLEACH!!!

flashingscotsman
Member

My lady, who is a traveling nurse, recently took an assignment in a nearby county jail. She THOUGHT she had seen everything, having been a nurse for quite some time. Now, being exposed to the absolute dregs of society daily, she’s getting a whole new education.

sa_rose
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Seriously, if p[eople could spend just a little time in the prisons or local jails, they would realize that for most, rehab and education etc is a waste of money. For anything to work you gotta wanna. And very few wanna.

flashingscotsman
Member

I knew it was bad, but the stories she’s telling me, and she’s still in orientation, are enough to turn your stomach. When you’re not laughing at the stupidity of it.

poppajoe49
Member

Thanks, but no thanks, I’ve had enough with the fat vegans.

flashingscotsman
Member

I’ve got plenty of other reasons to not do drugs. This isn’t even near the top of the list.

sa_rose
Member

Seriously!

Dan
Member

It is all a matter of economics and upbringing. Some guys are shoving gold coins up their ass faster than n0bama is spending a trillion dollars – well, those in the ghetto are not going to be outdone – thus, shoving their own form up gold – into their own anal crevices.

Big Al
Member

How many would fit in a Crip?

poppajoe49
Member

FTA:
But the outstanding traffic warrants for both men made police conduct an additional body search at headquarters, where the drugs were found.

BOY am I glad I moved out of NJ!
If a traffic warrant gets you a body cavity search, I don’t ever want to go back!

Trickie
Member

I hope it was some good sh*t

BobontheJob
Member

Crack would’ve been funnier.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

If “Dear Leader” had a drug mule, he’d look like him.

tincan53
Member

How did he fit 100 bags of anything else in his ass with his head firmly planted in there? Talk about an echo chamber. He’s ready for prison.

Neo-7
Member

I bet Barney can do more than 100 bags , maybe 500 bags , with his eyes shut .

Not so silent
Member

No I am thinking Barney is more the large leaf bag type than the small heroin bag type……One large 40 gallon bag…

ooddballz
Member

I see him being real popular with the boys in cell block c.

danybhoy
Member

What? With a wonderful prolapsed anus? That will make him popular?

JPTravis
Member

He must be one of those large-capacity Bloods they sell at Costco.

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