German forests full of radioactive wild boar. If we can teach these nasty critters to parachute and then push them out of a plane over ISIS territory… Hey, it’s a better idea than anything Obama has so far.
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OMG We need to do that right now... Parachutes them radioactive pigs into ISIS strongholds... do it now...
NO! Don't give them parachutes! Let them splat and spread their blood and radioactivity all over the ISIS folks!
Poor piggys! They would be heroes, giving their lives to ensure a free planet!
Before we drop them, collect their blood for use with our bullets.....It worked for General Pershing...
Like the famous Thanksgiving promo on WKRP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg
EXACTLY!!
As God as my witness, I thought radioactive pigs could fly. Oh, the humanity.
They can, they just choose not to. They aren't fans of Radical Muslims either.
World War P
"do it now"
Yes, chop chop.
Does that mean the bacon is already fried??
It's self frying.
Soon German cities will be trampled by 400 foot swine.
Godswina.
HOGZILLA
Pigatron
Porkyosities.
Radioactive Razorbacks
Arkansas would like that one!
Wooo Pig Sooie!
Seal Team Pig.
C'mon guys, remember it's Germany...
der immensehässlichendianeschweinestein
Glowpiggies?
Very good.
Wouldn´t be surprised if something hidden during the cold war and forgeted since then have started degrading.
The linked article says it's Chernobyl, which is apparently upwind, combined with the piggish habit of digging up mushrooms and truffles which collect residues of radiation.