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Get your picture taken with FLOTUS… only $10K

Get your picture taken with the FLOTUS… only $10,000. One of the comments asked, “Do you get a (slang for fellation) too?”, to which someone replied “Would you really want one from her?” Our solution would be to save time and embarrassment by skipping the picture and just throwing the money directly down the toilet.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

View Comments (5)

KimmyQueen says:

October 22, 2011 at 9:09 am

I would pay to smack him across the face after I get to meet him, but I would only pay $5.
Always Sunny In Hell says:

October 19, 2011 at 9:03 am

10 g's?!?!?! Doesn't her husband tell her ANYTHING pertaining to the economy?definatly a "let them eat cake" kinda person. Disgusting.
Progressive Hemrrhoid says:

October 19, 2011 at 4:22 am

More proof that P.T. Barnum was a very astute man.
- Notsosilent says:
  
  October 20, 2011 at 6:39 am
  
  November 2012, Sign in the Obama Oval Office.."This way to the great egress".......
likwidlizard says:

October 19, 2011 at 2:28 am

Not a drop of greed running through those ice cold veins, HUH? The only pictures I'll get with any animals are with my two cats, thank you.