Get your picture taken with the FLOTUS… only $10,000. One of the comments asked, “Do you get a (slang for fellation) too?”, to which someone replied “Would you really want one from her?” Our solution would be to save time and embarrassment by skipping the picture and just throwing the money directly down the toilet.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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