Global warming attracting unattractive fish to Greenland

A new study of ocean life off the balmy shores of Greenland has discovered 10 species of fish that have never before been seen in the area. And they are some of the ugliest damn fish you’ve ever seen.

The hideous creature above is an Icelandic catshark. This hideous creature is a California liberal.

Naturally, scientists fear that global warming is responsible for attracting these unattractive fish to the area.

National Geographic has the money quote:

“Rising ocean temperatures due to global warming–which could be drawing unfamiliar fishes to the region–and increased deep-sea fishing may be responsible for the spike in fresh fish faces seen off Greenland.”

Can global warming, perhaps, be blamed for the rash of unattractive species recently attracted to Washington, DC?

Source: National Geographic

This post was last modified on July 3, 2021

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  • Is Henry getting ready to deepthroat that large black phallic thing to his left? His mouth is open, so I was just wondering.

  • I think IHTM should be reprimanded for this. It's an incredibly cheap shot to ridicule looks. How would you like it if, as an Icelandic catshark, someone posted a comparative photo of Waxman alongside you?

    Poor fish.