Publicity whore attorney Gloria Allred has done some very strange things over the years, but this one is right up there at the top of the list.
Why, you may ask yourself, is Gloria Allred simulating anal sex with a baseball bat during a press conference. The explanation follows the clip.
And now, if you’ve fully recovered from the shock of what you just saw, here’s the full video that explains what the hell Allred was doing.
In case you are like us and can’t stomach the thought of watching two Gloria Allred video clips in one day, here’s the story:
The Atlanta Braves were playing the San Francisco Giants. Allred’s client was at the game with his two young daughters.
For some unexplained reason, Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell allegedly began screaming “homophobic slurs” at the San Francisco fans. Oh, if only the idiot had stopped there. But no, he is also accused of using a nearby baseball bat to simulate anal sex.
Allred’s client naturally took offense and complained that the coach’s words and actions were offensive to his two young daughters. We have to agree. The irate McDowell allegedly responded by screaming, “Kids don’t f@¢king belong at the baseball park.”
Allred, always in search of a TV camera, held a press conference Wednesday to demanded that McDowell and the Braves apologize and be fined.
Unfortunately, that press conference quickly strayed from the normal Allred publicity seeking circus into the land of the truly bizarre. She read the transcript of McDowell’s alleged remarks aloud while reenacting the event with her client while his two young girls tried to pretend they were somewhere else. Anywhere else.
What happened at the ballpark was bad enough. But we’re still trying to figure out why anyone would subject their young daughters to the humiliation of this press conference.
Apparently Gloria believes everyone wants to be in front of a camera as much as she does.
Source: Mediaite.com
This post was last modified on May 3, 2011
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anything to steal a buck. what a whore lawyer!
"...whore lawyer" Would that be redundant?
I reserve this invective for particularly loathsome people and Gloria qualifies: POC.
Ah...a perfect demonstration of gooberment taxing. Ramming it up the back door. I'm sorry, but my back door is an exit only.
None of the adults (McDowell, the parents, Allred) involved in this sordid event come out looking like decent human beings. Roger McDowell is a loon of long standing, the parents are idiots and Allred is, as usual, shameless and unconscionable. The two girls are the real losers, subjected to the disgusting antics of these alleged "grown ups"; one of them shoud have smacked Allred upside the head with that bat.
My God, talk about exploiting kids.
Allred = Pot. Kettle. Black.
Notice that allred, pelosi, boxer, feinstein etc., all those California liberal women hags have that same grateing, smug, dried up look to them.
Both Allred and her "helper" should be charged with child abuse and child pornography.
Yes, indeed.
Wouldn't that be considered 'simulating a sex act in the presence of a child", ergo, a pedophile charge is warranted.
I especially liked after her first 'demonstration' was done, off camera some dick brain says, "One more time" and she complies!
Just can't get enough of the action, I guess.
Gloria Allred is the Lady Gaga of lawyers. She has to keep getting more and more bizarre or else people will realize she's not actually that good at her job.
When the time comes....
He's got a nice tie, hope its strong enough
Of course, the Allred anal sex show is so vulgar, it distracts attention from the original culprit, the coach. What kind of dirtbag is he, and why is he allowed to come into contact with the public?