Going down is the leading cause of cancer rates going up
Some headlines just beg to be written. This is one of those cases. It was like a big ol’ hanging curveball, just waiting to be pounded out of the park.
The Daily Caller has the details:
American scientists now say that oral cancer caused by the human papilloma virus (HPV) has become more prevalent in the U.S. than oral cancer caused by tobacco.
We wouldn't be surprised if the Obama administration uses this as an excuse to tax sex
Maura Gillison, a cancer researcher at Ohio State University told reporters Sunday at an American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) meeting that scientists have found a 225 percent increase in the number of oral cancer cases in the U.S. during the last three decades.
“When you compare people who have an oral infection or not … the single greatest factor is the number of partners on whom the person has performed oral sex,” said Gillson, adding that studies have shown that people who have performed oral sex on more than six partners have an eight times greater risk of developing head or neck cancer than their perhaps less promiscuous peers.
In the last two decades, incidents of oral cancer in the U.S. from HPV have doubled. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimate that half of all sexually active Americans will get HPV throughout the course of their lifetime.
HPV has gotten attention in recent years for causing cervical cancer in women, with some states mandating and gynecologists recommending Gardasil and Cervarix to their patients as preventative vaccines. With this troubling data, however, researchers are advising boys and men to get vaccinated as well.
This story is hard to swallow.
(Please accept our apologies for that closing line. Our mothers would be ashamed. Of course, our mothers were often ashamed even before we started IHateTheMedia.com, so just imagine how they must feel now. Again, we apologize.)
This WHOLE thing makes me laugh so hard. It is so funny. I mean okay I don't wish sickness on anyone, but this is a completely AVOIDABLE sickness. When will people learn that having extreme fun ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass?
I'm afraid that's not where they're getting bitten, sweetie.
When asked for comment, Barney Frank replied "thaghdfhthathh reduclathth tag aastthhums "
OMG! you must be from Provincetown Ma.
That is exactly what he sounds like. Unreal.
Here is the translation for all the humans out there:
( just because you pee from it does'nt mean you can't drink from it )
If he or any of the other freaks that practice unholy, unnatural & dirty sexual games get killed by the deseases they have cause, justice is served.
THE REAL VICTIMS ARE THE PEOPLE BROUGHT LOW BY THE ACTION OF OTHERS.
Ol' Bill isn't going to be one bit happy about this.
Gee, next thing you'll be telling us that it's dangerous and foolish to try and use the anus as a sexual organ!
I love you so much because you always brighten my day. Thanks!
Right back atcha, Your Majesty!
I am still laughing!
I ask why people would even want to.
It where the person does their business, why would you want to stick ANY part of your body in there (or vice-versa).
Uh, well....oh nevermind
You will never hear that from the Leftist media.
What?!? I thought they had a vaccine for this. Can you just put it on a sugar cube or somethin'? Not only would it fight the HTVOSPV (Human Throat Via Oral Sex Papiloma Virus) but it would soothe and taste good on the way down.
Risk mitigation thy name is "Monogamy!"
For some reason, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky come to mind. Damn.
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This WHOLE thing makes me laugh so hard. It is so funny. I mean okay I don't wish sickness on anyone, but this is a completely AVOIDABLE sickness. When will people learn that having extreme fun ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass?
I'm afraid that's not where they're getting bitten, sweetie.
When asked for comment, Barney Frank replied "thaghdfhthathh reduclathth tag aastthhums "
OMG! you must be from Provincetown Ma.
That is exactly what he sounds like. Unreal.
Here is the translation for all the humans out there:
( just because you pee from it does'nt mean you can't drink from it )
If he or any of the other freaks that practice unholy, unnatural & dirty sexual games get killed by the deseases they have cause, justice is served.
THE REAL VICTIMS ARE THE PEOPLE BROUGHT LOW BY THE ACTION OF OTHERS.
Ol' Bill isn't going to be one bit happy about this.
Gee, next thing you'll be telling us that it's dangerous and foolish to try and use the anus as a sexual organ!
I love you so much because you always brighten my day. Thanks!
Right back atcha, Your Majesty!
I am still laughing!
I ask why people would even want to.
It where the person does their business, why would you want to stick ANY part of your body in there (or vice-versa).
Uh, well....oh nevermind
You will never hear that from the Leftist media.
What?!? I thought they had a vaccine for this. Can you just put it on a sugar cube or somethin'? Not only would it fight the HTVOSPV (Human Throat Via Oral Sex Papiloma Virus) but it would soothe and taste good on the way down.
Risk mitigation thy name is "Monogamy!"
For some reason, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky come to mind. Damn.