How to kick a terrorist’s ass

How to kick a terrorist’s ass. Have you noticed all the articles that say Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was “a high school wrestler”? Turns out it’s kind of like saying Chris Matthews is “a professional journalist”. A kid who actually wrestled Tsarnaev has posted this hilarious video of the match.
WARNING #1: EXTREME LANGUAGE
WARNING #2: EXTREME ASS KICKING

This post was last modified on April 23, 2013

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  • TEAM AMERICA!! F*** YEAH! ...ehem.. I know, I am a nice middle aged woman, but I LOVE that movie!

    • Oh, my god, you made me laugh out loud. Even Mrs Editor laughed out loud when I read your comment to her.

  • Tsarnaev looks like what old school pro wrestling fans would call a "Ham & Egger". Those were the guys who went out week after week, & got beaten down. Their job was to lose to the stars. Tsarnaev is a loser, & he should have found something better to do.

  • Nate executed a very nice switch about midway through the video. Very nice because Dzhokhar didn't even attempt to counter.

  • That made my morning. "Nate vs. The Terrorist" indeed. Visual demonstration of what your average terrorist is made of.

  • Kinda reminds me of another one of the world's tyrants and a terrorist of note: Fidel Castro, a man who fancied himself a professional baseball pitcher until when given the chance to show his stuff to a professional 'head-hunter' he couldn't even muster up an 85 mph fast ball, so being the marxist POS that he was/is he decided to take stock of his 'other' talents and that's the rest of the story.

  • Lol...My 15 year old grand daughter could kick his ass. Of course, she has an advantage in that she is a ranch raised, Bible totin', gun loving young redneck WOMAN!

  • He will wish that he was dead if this embarrassing video goes viral. His wrestling skills are akin to a Raggedy Ann doll. It is easy to see why he had no friends. On the upside his skill level would have been sufficient to land him a lead position on the Dagestan Olympic Team if only he had stayed home.

    • Except he DID have friends. This is the younger brother that people described as a great guy. The elder brother was the one that reportedly had no friends in America, that he didn't understand them.