Hugo Chavez: Rotten in life, even more rotten in death. So sad. So very, very sad. The Venezuelan government had announced that ol’ Hugo would be embalmed and placed on permanent display a la Lenin. Unfortunately, officials waited just a little too long to begin the embalming process and now the former strongman is stronger than ever. Pungent, in fact. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Frank Lautenberg lately?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Ch%C3%A1vez#Crime_and_punishment
hes a piece of trash i think
And the loons didn't start embalming him because they probably thought his body would stay incorrupt or decay more slowly because he's some kind of saint. God appears to have already weighed in on that.
So last Saturday my J.P.'s Moment of Common Sense was about dictators, and I suggested that Chavez didn't necessarily die when they said he did. Since last Saturday the opposition candidate in Venezuela has echoed my suggestion and now the body appears to be... well, somewhat riper than expected. Face it everybody, I'm always right.
Are you trying to win a ticket for a personal viewing of ol Hugo?
;-)
:roll:
Oh great, now they'll never get that stink out of Caracas.
They can display him, put his head on a pike.
From "The Grinch" Stink, Stank, Stunk.....
Ahhhhhh...he looks so peaceful. Poor sap. May he rot to pieces!
Someone should steal the body and make a new movie A Weekend at Hugo's.
It's far too late to enbalm El Presidente Loco as he died in Cuba last December. Hey Hugo, who smells like sulfur now?
Just can't get rid of the smell can they