Hugo Chavez: Rotten in life, even more rotten in death. So sad. So very, very sad. The Venezuelan government had announced that ol’ Hugo would be embalmed and placed on permanent display a la Lenin. Unfortunately, officials waited just a little too long to begin the embalming process and now the former strongman is stronger than ever. Pungent, in fact. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Frank Lautenberg lately?

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16 Comments on "Hugo Chavez: Rotten in life, even more rotten in death"

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March 14, 2013 9:11 am

Well, at least he can still vote in Chicago.

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Joe Redfield
March 14, 2013 9:29 am

Vote? He can still run for office in Chicago.(And would probably be a slight improvement over the incumbent.)

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danybhoy
March 15, 2013 10:01 am

I would agree with that if we are talking about Jesse Jackson Jr.

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Joe Redfield
March 15, 2013 1:01 pm

Actually, I meant the Mayor, but the comment would still apply to almost all of the current officeholders in Chicago, Cook County, and Illinois. The “slight improvement” of course, is the fact that he’s dead.

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deepthinker
March 14, 2013 9:24 am

Just can’t get rid of the smell can they

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Elrond Hubbard
March 14, 2013 9:29 am

It’s far too late to enbalm El Presidente Loco as he died in Cuba last December. Hey Hugo, who smells like sulfur now?

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March 14, 2013 9:35 am

Someone should steal the body and make a new movie A Weekend at Hugo’s.

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hisham
March 14, 2013 9:40 am

Ahhhhhh…he looks so peaceful. Poor sap. May he rot to pieces!

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Not so silent
March 14, 2013 10:00 am

From “The Grinch” Stink, Stank, Stunk…..

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Big Al
March 14, 2013 10:19 am

They can display him, put his head on a pike.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
March 14, 2013 12:46 pm

Oh great, now they’ll never get that stink out of Caracas.

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March 14, 2013 1:54 pm

So last Saturday my J.P.’s Moment of Common Sense was about dictators, and I suggested that Chavez didn’t necessarily die when they said he did. Since last Saturday the opposition candidate in Venezuela has echoed my suggestion and now the body appears to be… well, somewhat riper than expected. Face it everybody, I’m always right.

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drb
March 14, 2013 1:56 pm

:roll:

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Dan
March 14, 2013 2:57 pm

Are you trying to win a ticket for a personal viewing of ol Hugo?
😉

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MDLION
March 14, 2013 4:33 pm

And the loons didn’t start embalming him because they probably thought his body would stay incorrupt or decay more slowly because he’s some kind of saint. God appears to have already weighed in on that.

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Pinocchio
March 14, 2013 7:48 pm
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