“I can’t suck it up with a straw”

obama straw oil

Why can’t you suck up the oil in the gulf, Mr. President? You pretty much suck at everything else you attempt to do. Other than socializing America, that is.

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  • Somebody should tell him that Larry Sinclair is down down. Strangely enough he never seems to have to consult any experts when it comes to whose ass to lick.

  • potus may not be much at sucking but i have 10 bucks that says flotus is gifted in that regard

  • While we're on the subject........sort of..........

    Why are the POTUS's policies like a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

    If you stand in front of them, they suck.
    If you stand behind them, they blow.
    If you stand beside them, they do nothing at all for you.

  • He knew how to suck up the coke in his younger years. Now he is turned into Erkel.
    He couldn't stop the dog from kicking his a$$. He is pathetic.

  • He looks like a nerd in that picture.

    The problem with what he said when he mentioned the straw thing was not the straw thing per se, it was the fact that he mentioned he had limited powers. That was a problem for him that he had limited powers and hence couldnt do much.

    he?

    Is he saying that if he gets MORE power he would be able to do more? This is the thing with Progressive they want more power but the more power they get the less they truly do for the people.

  • But the barges were sucking up the oil...until the United States Coast Guard had them stop because they were not sure if they had fire extinguishers or life vests...

    In today's world Lewis and Clark would not have been allowed past Pittsburgh!

  • You have to be careful. Michelle Malkin calls him "Stuck on Stupid". I beg to differ. He got his stupid Obambercare. He got his stupid TARP fund. He got to socialize the auto inductry, the banks and now Wall Street. He stuck a limitless fine on BP, which is limited to 75 Million by US law, to 20 Billion, that is not a cap. I think he's a Radical Muslim, who's learned not to pee on the carpet. And if someone shoots him, we get the "Village Idiot", then "Skanky" Pelosi, then "Brain Dead Harry". We are screwed.

  • Unfortunately we now have a very long list of things he can't do: create jobs, save jobs, fix the economy, give a speech without three teleprompters, love America, stop whistling his damn S's, pointing fingers, blaming Bush, and on and on.