India has a solution for Global Warming

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• A full size cow farts like a full size cow. A half size cow will fart like a half size cow. But since it will take two half size cows to feed the same number of people as one full size cow we would have to raise twice as many cows. Common core math tells me that two half-cows will fart as much as one full cow so how is this going to help with the globull warming cow fart problem?

• Unless the presence of these cows can somehow supply massive amounts of graft money to Obama and the democrats, the Rinos, many NASA and NOAA employees, those in Hollyweird, the Pope, the UN, all MSM useful idiots and almost all college profs, they will be ignored in the ongoing global warming scam.

  • If you ignore the dwarf cows, isn't that size-ism?

    • No they are a protected class..."Trans-cows"....and now in this country they can get married!

      • Not only can they get married, but they can collect welfare, and vote democrat too!!!

        • MoooveOn.org?

        • Just wait until they start showing up sporting rainbow colored hides. That's sure to get the Trans-bovine crowd all "horned" up.

        • Moochele is going to raise some of the rainbow dwarf cows, letting them graze on the WH grounds. Once they are grown, Obama will transport these transmogrifted cows on AF 1 to SF for the annual gay pride parade. Then he will play golf.

        • homo-genized bullsquatters that they are
          http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/25803/the_rainbow_cow_.jpg

• But I don't WANT my steak to be heat resistant.

  • Wouldn't bother me, I like mine rare.

  • LOL!!!! :P

• In Amerikka, those cows would be referred to as Climate Resistant, smaller stature cows, which the EPA happily reports put out 1/2 the methane so the planet will not disintegrate into a burning hunk of space junk in the next 2 years.

  Or as us typical beef lovers would say:

  "Half the methane, same great taste".....

  • Half the methane, but half the meat and half the milk, too.

    • Um, in India they don't eat cows.

      • Just like here some people pray to cows (wookie)...

        • https://cherylplumlee83.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/w.jpg?w=620&h=559

          re: cow- I cud never ruminate half-and-calf

    • Just looking, I don't think that one is a milk cow.....It would be an udder disappointment to milk this one.....

      • Dairy I say... that was cheesy.

      • Oh no...

        • We need to steer away from the pun thread here.

        • Does this mean that our hot dogs and hamburgers will be 1/2 the size they are now?

        • It will be the new and improved size, at twice the cost. But not to worry, there's no inflation to worry about, so says the FED.

        • It might be so small because its bullimic

        • Hamburgers, yes. Hot dogs... nobody knows what's in those things.

        • You only get Vienna cocktail sausages from these cows.