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India has a solution for Global Warming: Heat-tolerant dwarf cows.

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

A full size cow farts like a full size cow. A half size cow will fart like a half size cow. But since it will take two half size cows to feed the same number of people as one full size cow we would have to raise twice as many cows. Common core math tells me that two half-cows will fart as much as one full cow so how is this going to help with the globull warming cow fart problem?

Missile Command
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Missile Command

Unless the presence of these cows can somehow supply massive amounts of graft money to Obama and the democrats, the Rinos, many NASA and NOAA employees, those in Hollyweird, the Pope, the UN, all MSM useful idiots and almost all college profs, they will be ignored in the ongoing global warming scam.

JPTravis
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If you ignore the dwarf cows, isn’t that size-ism?

Not so silent
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Not so silent

No they are a protected class…”Trans-cows”….and now in this country they can get married!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Not only can they get married, but they can collect welfare, and vote democrat too!!!

JPTravis
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Just wait until they start showing up sporting rainbow colored hides. That’s sure to get the Trans-bovine crowd all “horned” up.

Missile Command
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Missile Command

Moochele is going to raise some of the rainbow dwarf cows, letting them graze on the WH grounds. Once they are grown, Obama will transport these transmogrifted cows on AF 1 to SF for the annual gay pride parade. Then he will play golf.

Red Robster
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Red Robster

homo-genized bullsquatters that they arecomment image

ooddballz
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ooddballz

But I don’t WANT my steak to be heat resistant.

hisham
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hisham

LOL!!!! 😛

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Wouldn’t bother me, I like mine rare.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

In Amerikka, those cows would be referred to as Climate Resistant, smaller stature cows, which the EPA happily reports put out 1/2 the methane so the planet will not disintegrate into a burning hunk of space junk in the next 2 years.

Or as us typical beef lovers would say:

“Half the methane, same great taste”…..

JPTravis
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Half the methane, but half the meat and half the milk, too.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Just looking, I don’t think that one is a milk cow…..It would be an udder disappointment to milk this one…..

JPTravis
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Oh no…

hisham
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hisham

Does this mean that our hot dogs and hamburgers will be 1/2 the size they are now?

JPTravis
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Hamburgers, yes. Hot dogs… nobody knows what’s in those things.

CO2Insanity
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You only get Vienna cocktail sausages from these cows.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

It will be the new and improved size, at twice the cost. But not to worry, there’s no inflation to worry about, so says the FED.

Trickie
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Trickie

It might be so small because its bullimic

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

We need to steer away from the pun thread here.

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot

Dairy I say… that was cheesy.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Um, in India they don’t eat cows.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Just like here some people pray to cows (wookie)…

Red Robster
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Red Robster

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re: cow- I cud never ruminate half-and-calf