Get your own personal copy of the Koran by downloading it straight from Allah at what we assume is his personal website: Allah.comOf course, IHateTheMedia.com is a 100% non-offensive website, which is why we would never suggest the actual burning of any religion's Holy Book. That being said, what you choose to do with your own personal copy of the Koran after your burn it to a CD is up to you. Christians, Jews, Hindus and Buddhists might use it as a Frisbee, cheese slicer, beer coaster, Christmas tree ornament or Easter egg holder. You could also save it for a month or two and use it to scrape the global warming off your windshield or to scrape burnt-on gunk off your pots and pans. Radical Muslims might sharpen the outside edge and use it as a handy alternative to box cutters.
This post was last modified on April 13, 2011
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BURN A KOREAN DAY?!?!?
Oh, Shit, I definitely need to stop eating peyote for brealfast.
Put all satanic books including tarot card readings , the Tibetan book of the dead, Occult philosophy, The book of Mormon, along with the Koran in a big 50 gallon burn barrel, and listen closely, you will be able to hear the screaming of Satan and his minions from Hell.
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I heard the lady that created lets draw Mohammed day got a fatwa on her and she had to change her identity. how sad... she is a very courageous woman. The radicals will not be able to go after each person that did cartoons but they can always go for the original creator of the issue. I hope that she is safe. I got to say this is madness especially considering that radical muslims desecrate symbols of other countries and religious they disagree with.
I know this is late... What about burning it to CD, and then using dogs and pigs on the label of that CD?
Keep a copy by the grill. It works well to soak up the extra grease from those freshly grilled pork chops!
There is nothing holy about the Quran. If you read the Bible, and read the Quran, you will see what I mean. Atheist have sought out to prove the Bible is not true. Only to end up believing in God. The supernatural God of the Bible is powerful. The Quran is just a bunch of nothing. A pedophile warlord wrote the book (Mohammad) and others tried to "remember" texts that were destroyed.
God wrote the Holy Bible through men's minds. (God has no hands, remember?) And He protected the writings and not one thing has been left out that God wanted in. The Holy Bible is a Holy miracle.
Download it, then overwrite the PDF with GAY p0rn. THEN delete the p0rn.
The burning pages smell like dung. Be sure to stand upwind.
When muslims bend over in prayer sometimes they toot. If you are behind the tooter you are told to thank allah for this gift. Allah is speaking to you through his ass. Toot Thank you allah.
LOL!