Iran publishes book on how to outwit US and destroy Israel

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• Other books by Dr. Allah (cribbed from Mr. Seuss. Just like the Quran btw, plagiarized from other written works of the day with personal foibles added)
  "Allah Hears an Infidel"
  "Green Eggs and Ha... What! Off With Their Heads!"

• That's easy, elect an unqualified community organizer and his Iranian hag chief of staff to the highest office in the land. Appoint a self promoting traitor like Kerry to make the deal, and voila, you just became a nuke power overnight.

• Chapter 3: Put Kerry in a round room and tell him there is a Nobel Peace Prize in the corner.

  Chapter 4: Tell Obama that a nuclear Iran will make whitey pay.

• I can see Obama making this deal by the promises he made on his campaign trail. Kerry is a little different story.

  Now we all know Hillary got rich as Sec.of State i'm wondering if we need to look into Kerry banks accounts. I bet you there's a little of Iranian money floating around.

  • FWIW, it's not like Kerry needs it since he married an heiress with money to burn.

    Funny thing how Teresa was previously married to a republican who was the reason she has her fortune and he died in a plane crash a year after she met Kerry but that's another story. /tinfoil hat

    • Seriously. She certainly didn't marry Johnny boy for hislooks, so what did she gain?

      • Maybe horse-face is hung like a horse.

        • That is not adequate compensation for having him hanging around, visually disturbing, and totally boring.

        • I did NOT need that mental image, sonny.

        • Sorry there perlcat, but I couldn't come up with any other reasons.

• I'll wait for the next version, "Suckering Clueless, Idealistic, Progressive Western Politicians For Dummies".

  • How to Fool Dummies for Dummies!

• If Iran published a book to outwit America, meaning Kerry and President Obungles, it can't be more than 10 or 12 pages, and I bet it has lots of cartoons to make it easier for our leaders to follow along...

  • Maybe Heinz-Kerry can write the forward.

    • They wrote the script.

• Uhm Hitler wrote a book too and Lenin read a book one day and a lot of bad sh*t happened that could have been prevented had people: 1. paid attention 2. took these people seriously. But nooooooo, because evil people don't exist and people exaggerate when they say things... :-/ so let's give them what they need to feel AFFIRMED and confident and let's not worry about their plans for world conquest...

• If the Iranians truely want to screw with the US government all they have to do is take up membership in the Tea Party. Nothing would piss off Obama and the GOP-leadership = teletubbies more.

• First Russia (Putin) makes the President look like a weak fool and now Iran shows the world just how easy it is. So who's next - Kim Jong Un?

  • Look like? Look like? He IS a fool as the average American would see him. Unfortunately, he's crazy like a fox. I have ALWAYS felt he was . A Manchurian candidate, from the first time his name showed up. Giventhat, heis doing EXACTLY what was planned, so he isn't that much of a fool. Now the folks who voted for him, particularly the 2nd time around. . .

  • Well, not to take away from Putin's accomplishments, but making Zero look like a weak fool can't be all that difficult.

• A battle of wits with Kerry and Obama? Very unfair as neither are equipped to participate.

  • A battle of wits with Kerry and Obama? All Iran needs to send is a child and a camel, to be assured of a win.

    • They're never gonna send their sex symbols, so there may be a no-show disqualification.