“I was down there a month ago,” the Hard Ass in Chief said, “before most of these talkin’ heads were even paying attention to the Gulf. A month ago I was meetin’ with fishermen down there, standin’ in the rain talkin’ about what a potential crisis this could be, and I don’t sit around just talkin’ to experts because this is a college seminar. We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”
This calls for a quick review: Throws like a girl. Wears mom pants. Looks like a geek on a bike. Shows subservience to every foreign leader. Puts up curtains while working on a Habitat for Humanity house. Can’t bowl. Strikes effeminate poses. Drinks his beer like he’s at a tea party. Eats hotdogs with a little too much gusto (if you know what we mean). Gives man hugs a little too freely.
Yeah, right, this guy’s looking for ass to kick. Maybe he’ll bring Larry Craig along as his wingman.
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My newest favorite is the Obama/Clooney one.
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Can't ever remember seeing Bush or Reagan looking at another man like this.
You would think that with the money he spends on his lavish lifestyle, he would have gotten somebody to properly adjust the seat height on his bicycle. His knees are WAY too bent, and it just goes to show that he is NOT a bicycle rider, he just borrowed some little girl's bicycle for a photo op.
I wouldn't want to meet Michelle in a dark alley, Kaptain Kickass not so much.
I think you underestimate the POTUS. He's in good shape. I'll bet he could hold his own or maybe he was talking about having his wife open up a can of whoop ass. She looks like she would gets some licks in herself.
When Obama was talking about kicking some one's butt I think he meant getting his coward taliban friends to do it. You know. The one's that hang seven year old boys in retaliation for his grampa's comment
Yup. You nailed it. Muslim through and through but what we need to remember...to fulfill what Islam wants, he must destroy us from within. What better way than to stir up race wars? Anybody remember the comments "never let a good crisis go to waste"? BO's second in command said it and it comes right out of the communist manifesto! WAKE up folks! It's coming. He has made great strides. He has spent more in 18 months than Bush did in 8 years and that was a crime...He has managed to put every commie, America hater in the WH and he has a war on prosperity that would make Woodrow Wilson & FDR's "new deal" to shame. If we do not fire all of these people...he will be right...he will be the last American President...HMMM our last President a black man. Wow! Back to Africa and a 3rd world status without even leaving the Continent!
What a Candy Ass.
Bowling, eh? Wonder if he claimed Executive Privilege to get mulligans for the gutter balls.
He would've worn that out like he's worn out his cool act, the blaming Bush for everything, and his welcome... Of course, for some of us his welcome was worn out before he started campaigning for POTUS.
Operative word OUT!!!!!
@IRAQVET - His "get tough" mentor is Spike Lee - the African American Phil Spector.
The picture is appropriate seeing BO is looking directly at an EXIT sign.
And thanks for your service - I hope you are always treated with the respect you have earned through your loyalty and dedication.
Ha! I know his type, runs his jibs but as soon as things get hairy, looking for the fastest way out! Thanks for your sercice as well, its deeply appreciated.
He is so lame, but he is dangerous as well.
That is one thing I like about G W Bush. He was manly he wasn't macho. He was able to exude "I am a man" -ness without being macho or stupid about his manhood. Mr. Obamie doesn't do that for me. I have NO idea what she saw in him, but Obamie DOES NOTHING for me at all.
Iraqvetkyle-I am with you! That would be tantamount to elton john getting in the cage for a UFC fight, or nathan lane working as a roughneck on an oil rig, or better yet, liberace being one of those guys who delivers those giant water bottles to offices. It just would be a horror show-but a tongue in cheek comedy horror show.
By the way Kyle-my family thanks you for your service. We are forever in your debt brother!
Haha! Those were good Matthew. Thank you for the support, and keep my brothers and sisters in harms way in your thoughts and prayers.