OK, he didn’t actually say he was too pretty to go to jail, but you know that’s what he was thinking. He surely knows that prisoners across the country are already volunteering to have him as their cellmate. And their soulmate.
The Daily Mail UK has Edwards’ tale of terror:
Disgraced politician John Edwards is said to be deeply depressed – to the point of being suicidal – over the prospect of a criminal trial that could end with him being jailed if found guilty.
The 57-year-old former Presidential candidate reportedly told a close friend: ‘I won’t go to jail. I’d kill myself first!’
He has lost 20lb in the last year and is a ‘broken spirit,’ reports the National Enquirer.
‘In early March, his legal team told him there was a strong chance he could be indicted, and John completely lost it.
‘He cried his eyes out and said, “I won’t go to jail. I’d kill myself first!”‘
…A second source told the Enquirer: ‘John isn’t hiding the fact that he’s terrified of going to prison, but he’s also extremely distraught about what will happen to his children.
Have you ever seen Shawshank Redemption, John? If not, maybe you should rent it.
Our advice: Try to look at this from a positive point of view, John. At least no one will get pregnant this time around.
Source: Daily Mail UK
This post was last modified on April 9, 2011
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Proof that kharma exists
Johnny are those "children" in the womb talking to you again, or just maybe its your new playmate over in the "federal play pen"?
You are a sleazy lawyer and politician and you just might be about to begin to getting yours. Do you believe any of the doctors and insurance executives might write a letter or two for you before sentencing?
Edwards spent years as a lawmaker proposiong and voting on new laws, laws that lock up people for ridiculous things. When a lawmaker violates the laws, especially ones that financially benefit him personally, nail him to the wall!! Zero tolerance.
the F*cking He Gets , Is For The F*cking , He Gave
What? Are we supposed to feel sorry for Edwards? He's a liar, an adulterer, a thief and a scumbag who betrayed his both his children and the people who worked for his election. He belongs in f***ing jail, he should save the goverment the time and expense of a trial by jumping off a bridge.
He is John friggin Edwards he will not see the inside of a prison unless he takes a tour. You know to see how the other America lives.
I'm inclined to agree.
I would make a list of the other politicians that should be in jail, but there's only so much room here on this InterNet thing. Hey! AlGore! We need more room here!
Holy crap!
I've never seen the entire clip before, just 10 seconds or so...what an unbelievable narcissistic she-man! Friggin' TWO MINUTES of fussing over his Ken Doll hairdo? Barf.
As for his supposed concern for his (minor) children, he certain wasn't worried about them when he was shagging the skank!
I think eldest daughter Kate will do a fine job of raising Jack and Emma, per Elizabeth's wishes...the less contact they have with Ken doll and his ho, the better.
Silky Pony is going to be channeling (that is what the kids are calling now) something but it ain't dead children.
John. Just remember, don't ask, don't tell.
What about?
"Don't drop the soap"
It seems there is one person that dropped the soap in a very inconvenient point in his life...
I think John is going to find out what it is like to be a mistreated wife. Hahahaha
But, unfortunately I have to agree with Johnny Utah (below) he'll walk....and take the money with him. He's a politician and a Democommie also. Free pass. Scum!
“Don’t drop the soap”
I wonder if they sell Soap-on-a-Rope in the Prison Store...maybe they'll be on a 5 year back-order when Ken Doll gets there...
There is zero mention of party affiliation in the whole article which makes me wonder why the UK Daily Mail is carrying water for Democrats. We all know it would be prominent if pretty boy were Republican.
(One accompanying photo does mention his party)