Kim Jong Un so fat he broke both ankles. Question: how does the dictator of a country where people regularly starve to death manage to get so fat the bones in his feet can’t handle the load? Answer: it’s communism in action, stupid.
Kim Jong Un so fat he broke both ankles
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Time to butcher the hog
how does the dictator of a country where people regularly starve to death manage to get so fat the bones in his feet can’t handle the load?
Answer: He's eating the dead.
LMAO :)
This happened when he let his favorite Sumoan pack his fudge.
Any chance he's being slowly poisoned? One can hope.
Serves him right, the fat bastard.
Both ankles broken by bullets during a staircase accident, he was then shot several times in a security drill gone wrong (a separate accident) while tumbling down the stairs.
They call him Blubber, Blubber, Blubber, fatter than Micheal Moore, dumber you see, than a bottle of pee....They call him Blubber, Blubber, Blubber, wearing his girly shoes, bustin' those fat butt moves.....
Feel free to add another verse....sung to the tune of flipper...
I recognized the tune before you mentioned it, but there should only be 2 blubbers in the verse, if I remember my TV theme songs correctly.
He deserves three blubbers.....I was being generous...
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me: 'Don't go to those places anymore.'" - Henny Youngman
Too bad he didn't try to do a headstand.