Someone with this candidate’s name should have been able to look into the future and say, “I see problems if I allow these photos to be taken.”
But, no, one might say that Krystal Ball’s crystal ball was broken.
Krystal is a Democrat running for Congress in Virginia’s overwhelmingly Republican first district. So odds are she didn’t have much of a shot at winning even before these photos leaked. Now she probably has zero chance.
Krystal’s problem? The leaked photos show her dressed as a sexy Santa performing fellatio on a dildo-nosed reindeer. Her defense is basically, “Hey, c’mon, those photos were taken right after I got out of college and that’s my husband wearing the dildo and leash.”
Unfortunately, Krystal, this is 2010 and the photos are what you call political career killers everywhere but San Francisco and Barney Frank’s district, where they’re called resume enhancements.
Too bad. Krystal’s almost cute enough to be a conservative.
Source: Black Velvet Bruce Li
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I'm not sure why but something inside me just wants to slap that guy silly.
Maybe because of the dog chain and being led around like a DUMB-BELL or maybe its because he's just a dickhead.
Although he *does* have a very punchable face...
You have to admit he was getting blown regular. What guy wouldn't wander around with a stupid look on his face?
Well, for a Democrat at least she dosen't bark.
Or at least an ecdysiasts moniker. Must have been by now.
Really? Krystal Ball? That would be a great name for a porn star. There was a radio host in Dallas named Big Dick Hunter and I couldn't stop laughing every time I heard his name.
So her husband wares a nose that looks like a penis to christmans party....And we are sexist for asking?
Is sex and sexuality all that matters to these libs, they all act like dicks..
Here she is working a microphone too.
What can I say, the girl has skilz. Needs to open her mouth more, though.
A very friendly girl apparently.
I checked out some of her more serious photos. I gotta say, I'm pretty sure I can tell she has a bundle of knotted serpents in that cranium. She cannot hide that evil intent from anyone with a sense of discernment, even a little bit of one.
You mistook a picture of Michelle Bachman. Talk about snakes behind the eyes. Sort of attractive until you see her face on and then, ugh, scary.
I don't think it is serpents -- I think it is excrement in her head.
She is a nasty piece of work, though.
funny how they are going after O'Donnell for her 'witchcraft' and anti-masturbation campaign, but the lamestream media have nothing to say about this stuff! Hilarious.
So that 16 year old kid with the dick-nose is her husband? That begs the question-how young was she when he got her knocked up?
I love the left!
Nah, that is her first ex husband. She couldn't keep him around with BJ's. Maybe, like with the caek, the BJ's were a lie.
I think she'll fit in quite nicely with the Dems already in office.