Man arrested for driving 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window

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• I'm just waiting for Oprah's PSA about this practice. I know she doesn't like people texting while driving, and I certainly don't blame her, but I'm dying to see a commercial about keeping one's underpants monster in the vehicle at all times until the car has come to a full and complete stop. How exactly does one do this anyway? It doesn't seem possible,.

• My brother used to manage a truck repair facility and frequently sent one of the guys in a little company pickup to get parts. One day the guy didn't come back. While my brother was throwing a fit about his slow return, the cops called and asked if he had an employee named so-and-so. Turns out he was frequenting local grocery stores during parts runs where he would park next to women and when they returned with their groceries he would knock on his window to draw their attention to what he was doing... which was flogging himself of course. Then he would quickly drive off having achieved whatever excitement he was seeking. The police had been looking for him for months. The women were generally too shocked to get a license plate number and he used more than one company pickup so the pieces of info they got didn't always match. But they finally caught him because one young lady took a look, said something along the lines of "You poor little boy. That's it?" then walked to the back of the pickup and got the license plate. They caught him before he could get back to work because, of course, now they knew who owned the pickup. It's a good thing he was under arrest in a police station because my brother wanted to kill him when he found out.

  • I've always been at a total loss to wonder what motivates someone to do that. Sicko.

• I ain't buying it. Unless the clown was driving a convertable with the top down, on his knees in the seat, there is no way he could have waggled his whoopsie at anyone going down the road. I have a Crown Victoria and if I was butt-nekkid, on my knees in the seat, the only way anyone could see my junk would be if they were standing by the door looking down at me. Because of the roof I couldn't stand up tall enough unless I had a physical monstrosity that would shame John Holmes.

  • Waggled his whoopsie? LMAO! I have to find a way to introduce that in a conversation soon.

• New York Times headline "Street Performer Persecuted".

• Wowzer! I mean, I guess I'd be able to do it, but I'd have to rely on cruise control. Left foot on the dash, right foot steering. Yeah, I'd really like to have seen this guy flogging his unit, out the window, goin' ninety.

  • skull in the back seat?

    • Yah, full recline on the seat. I'm gonna try it driving to work this afternoon.

      • good luck with that...

        • WOW!!! WHATARUSH!!!!!!

  • Shoot, upon re-read, that post sounded a litttle, uhh.....twink.

    • VERY twink.

• Anthony Weiner should hire him to drive around NYC to advertise his run for mayor. Slogan? How about: Vote for Weiner! Fastest dick in the East!

• That was ballsie.

• Uhm.... I don't quite picture it and I really don't think I want to picture it actually. That sounds so acrobatic and insane. I really don't even understand... okay I don't want to understand.

• A political High Speed Wienie wager....I bet he is a liberal to boot.....

  • I was going to comment on that. His political party is conspicuously missing from every article I found, therefore I must presume he's a Dem looking to enhance his resume'.

    • registered as independent

      • Code for Democrat!
        Every Independent caucuses with the Dems.

• How the heck does that even happen? I mean I know men lie and tell us ladies six inches is *that* long (*holding hands 2 feet apart*) but even then...

  and another thing...how is it that BOA found this and posted it here before JP did?

  • LOL, that DT tells me I must have hit the nail squarely on the head and it seems somebody can't handle the fact that we ladies know the truth!

    • "DT?" Why are you always talking in code? Are you Navaho?

      • What? How dare you ask me such a question? That's rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaccccciiiiisssssssssssssttttttttt!

        oh and as to your comment: "All I can say is, 90 mph while masturbating and waving his manhood out the window AND honking his horn? Wow. Beats my record by 5 mph."

        You really shouldn't yank your wanker that fast; You'll pop a blood vessel or something...

        • You still didn't tell me what "DT" means.

        • down thumb...was it really that difficult?

  • I was going to post it a couple days ago but I couldn't determine whether he was Republican or Democrat. Apparently Tennessee local elections are generally non-partisan affairs and Mount Carmel isn't exactly New York as far as news coverage. All I can say is, 90 mph while masturbating and waving his manhood out the window AND honking his horn? Wow.

    Beats my record by 5 mph.