Man arrested for driving 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window. “At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad.” Guess what? He’s a politician (no, for once this has nothing to do with A. Weiner) – he’s the former Mount Carmel [TN] vice-mayor… apparently, that title really means what it says.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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