Man named BACON arrested in fight over last piece of sausage. Some where in this there’s a joke, but we just can’t come up with it.
Man named BACON arrested in fight over last piece of sausage. Some where in this there’s a joke, but we just can’t come up with it.
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I don't even watch late night TV anymore. Called it sucks.
This is like the old Jay Leno HEADLINES. Truth is always stranger than fiction!
I never sausage a thread!
In a stand-up fight, bacon beats sausage.
I'm just glad they included a link to the story.
I'm betting he's a real porker.
This thing has pun thread written all over it. Alas, I'm stumped.
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.
I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels
and let the problem work itself out.
The natural selection process left unchecked would clear out the liberal base in one generation, two tops.
I can't wait that long.
Too bad Anthony Wiener was not the victim....."
Bacon Beats Wiener over sausage"
A headline for the ages.....
From the teaser, I thought the story was about KEVIN BACON. I have heard from several people who know him that he fights everybody about everything.
Q: What do you have when you got Kevin Bacon buried in shit up to his chin?
A: Not enough shit.