Think how proud you would be to have your child attend Barack Obama Elementary School. Why it’s almost enough to make you pack up and move the family to Upper Marlboro, Maryland.
It’s not the first school named after the president, but it’s the first one right there in the Washington, D.C. area.
If the school reflected real life, its uniforms would be half black, half white. They wouldn’t have a football team, but they would have a golf team. The team name would be the Fighting Muslims. The students wouldn’t have to learn anything, because all the answers would be on the Teleprompter. They wouldn’t need their ABCs, but they would need their MSNBCs. Math classes would only deal in negative numbers.
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Little Allen Franken gets his butt kicked in the Student Body Elections and they just keep recounting the votes until he wins class representative.
and everytime someone turned on the microwave, vice-principal biden would pee his pants and forget his name for half an hour ....
Crap Mich, you just made me pee my pants. Thats some funny shit.
If the school ever falls on hard economic times, do you think they will just print up a bunch of money and distribute it to their poor students and then make their middle class and wealthy students pay the school back that money?
I'd hate to think about the tax payer funded medical procedures that will be performed in the nurses office
Instead of kepping track of the number of students who pass the state testing for "No Child Left Behind", they will count the number of children "Saved, Created, or "Touched"". Creepy.
I wouldn't LET my kids attend that school. They redistricted my son's school to Earl Warren and I got a waiver to keep him at his old school. No kid of mine was ever going to attend a school named after Earl Warren!
Wow he is only almost 2 years into office and he already has a school named after him? What is going on with this world?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was common practice to name things after people in memorial.
based on what he's accomplished, they may think he's deceased ...
Maybe it was wishful thinking?
Or maybe they know something we don't?
Classes start at 9:30.
Is golf for lefties a required course?