Michelle Lets Governors Gorge on 2,000 Calorie Dinner

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• Mooch-EL reminds me of an anteater. She resembles one.

• So, was cake on the menu?

• Uhhhh. a 2000 calorie diet is the average amount of calories in a daily diet. That is what all those percentages are on food labels. Personall, I would be as big as a house if I ate 2000 daily. But my son (age 24) could eat 3000 cal a day and not blink. Most women, depending on activity level should be getting 1500-1800 cal daily. Men 200-400 calories more. Agian, based on activity. Marathon runners and people like Lance armstong consume 4000-6000 calories daily.

  • One meal 2000 calories is excessive. Throughout the day is another thing. This is truly bad based on her words.

• Well, politicians need a lot of fat in their diets. We can't have them walking around with skinny heads, can we?

• (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWNIahrbBqs)

  Ooooooooo...

  See that girl, eat obscene
  Moochelle's the Cal'rie Queen

  Friday night and the pace is slow
  Looking out for a meal-to-go

  Anything is groovy, anything'll do
  She's in the mood for food

  Appetizer's and alcohol
  add unmitigated gall

  She'll tell you to not eat
  While she wolfs it down
  She is a Nazi clown

  She bent and tore her gown...

  Moochelle's the Cal'rie Queen
  Lunch and sup
  Snacking in between!

  • You must fast! And eat smart!
    While Mooch gobbles enough for a town!
    It's obscene!
    She's so mean, dig her
    The Cal'rie Queen!

• Ummmm....how many dinners did Michelle have?

  • Have you seen her ass lately?

    • You refer to her crack smoking hubby or that giant thing that follows her wherever she goes?

      • I'm still trying to figure out which one we're talking about. The one with big ears?

    • http://dailymaverick.co.za/photo/resize/2011-06-22-obama-main/618/408

      this woman is all over magazines covers. is this normal? You know I don't mind a big assed or big bodied first lady at all. Just not one that tells me that I am fat and she knows what is best for me.

      • that ass in that particular pic doesn't seem out-of-bounds to me

        i spent 20 years in AZ witnessing the morbidly obese pull inadequate cover over their sweating flesh, so they could lurch through the aisles of Walmart. My perspective is forever warped

        • She DID NOT have THAT ass or any ass similar to that one when she FIRST became Mrs. President Obama. That is the point.

        • i wonder if she's wearing a girdle more often

        • She would if it was designed by Vera Wang.

        • I am thinking it was designed by Goodyear...They are better with heavy duty belted stuff...

        • http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81205957/

          http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/2010/09/15/michelle-obamas-nanny-state-food-police-dreams-and-photo-of-the-day-of-first-ladies-butts/

          http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/money-cant-buy-you-class/

          https://www.ihatethemedia.com/obama-confronted-with-a-mystery

          http://cheezburger.com/ukulelemike/lolz/View/3009200896

          There is a certain distinction to remember about the huge asses you have encountered anywhere you ever went as opposed to the flotus; they weren't trying to impose standards for you to follow that they themselves did not, whereas the flotus most definitely is. If that doesn't make her an ass of significant proportion what does?

          I can't help that last picture not being of her ass, but it sure is flattering.

        • Point. Even if her ass is small in comparison to others, she is talking about your ass and my ass and how she knows what to do with it. That is not a good thing.

        • Damn.. Spanish Princess and Carla Bruni impress..

          I'd guess that Michelle has lost some weight, its clear from what look like some photos from a couple years back.. She ain't petite, that's for sure

          Here's a good approximation of Walmart on Bell Rd in Phx: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

          Seriously I am eye-scarred for life.. as for having standards imposed: I guess i haven't felt it. I've only heard people complaining about it. As for my kids in public skool, i welcome anything they might to do help them to learn value of nutrition

          Watch Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead sometime. Its really not political at all. Its just some guy trying to heal a skin condition and avoid obesity through better nutrition. The body can take care of a lot if you feed it right

        • It is possible there has been a little reduction in girth, but there certainly has been no increase in class.

        • Her weight fluctuates and alot of photos in mags have been altered.

      • I don't have an issue with bubble butt women either. Sometimes it looks good, sometimes it does'nt. My biggest problem with Michelle is she says 1 thing & then does another. As I'm sick of tyoping & you are sick of reading, socialism is for the people, not the socialist. Or liberals/progressives will never live in the world they prescribe you to live in. Her butt does'nt help with her food jihad.

      • Instead of First lady, I prefer the term "First Vacationer"

        • I'd prefer Last Wookie myself.

        • http://dailymaverick.co.za/photo/resize/2011-06-22-obama-main/618/408

          Geez, you could play canasta on that ass!

• Wouldn't that be graze instead of gorge? Moochelle and the heard would be grazing at the taxpayer table again...