MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer had sex with the New York Jets’ defensive line, gave them venereal diseases

Just a joke, Contessa. Don’t get your nose out of joint, because then you won’t be able to snort coke with it. Oh, these jokes are just hilarious, aren’t they? Certainly nothing for you and Sarah Palin to get upset about.

Reference: MSNBC’s whorish Contessa Brewer can’t understand why Sarah Palin took offense to being called slutty

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  • Contessa Brewer is a biased bi*ch! Defensive Line only!? What, no group action love for the O Line? PLEASE!

    She is not the kind of girl to want to leave out the Coaching staff either; so I'd hope! She has to have some decency in her heart.

  • dammit.... I just snorted coffee outta my nose... these JOKES are GREAT!!!
    watch out guys, I've no doubt leddermun will start stealing your stuff here....

    oh, I just heard that Contessa Brewer's new movie... "Contessa Does the Yankees", just came out...
    reviews say, "She Blows.... Hunks".... ahhhhhhh (wiping tears from my eyes) .... I need more coffee

  • You're right, this is all very funny, but until you joke about her 14 year old daughter being raped by A Rod at Yankee Stadium, you're no match for Letterman.