Nausea Alert: Barack and Michelle Obama’s Love Story Coming to Theaters

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• You mean the arranged marriage?

• Not even the lofo voters are going to go see that one...

  • Sure they will, as long as they can use their EBT cards at the snack bar.

• Who the hell cares!

• Oh my God, can the obsequious fawning get any more loathsome?

  • Yes, it already has. I was in the mall last night, and the calendar kiosk has 2 calendars that made me want to lose my lunch. One was a 16 month Barack and the other a 16 month Mooch. They were next to each other, with the Mooch one overlapping the Barack one, which makes some sense to me, her on top.
    I just can't fathom anyone wanting either of those calendars on their wall.

    • Dart boards?

  • Oh my God, can the obsequious fawning get any more loathsome?

    Sadly, I believe it can.

• Oh hell nah!

• I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth.

• Okay, we know Reggie love is (one of) barryy's love interest....but who's the mooches?

  • Why wait for the movie when you can read the book...

    http://weaselzippers.us/207288-finally-obamas-body-man-reggie-love-writing-book-about-working-for-obama/

• If it's truly a love story what's moooochelle doing in it?? The movie would need only one bad actor playing all the parts..young barry..in love with...young barry. Middle aged barry..madly in love with...middle aged barry. There's only one love interest in this turds life and it's hissssself.

  • Okay, I like your comment better than mine.

  • Now, now... Where's Reggie Love? ValJar?

• Backstabbers by The O'Jays seems appropiate

• Dumb and Dumber in Chitcago?

  • I thought the city was called Chiraq.