Obama: Folks faint all the time at my events

Obama: Folks faint all the time at my events. Perhaps something about you really stinks… like your record.

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • Yeah, they faint because it's a hundred and fifty degrees due to the hot air escaping this gas bag...

  • We have a petulant junior high school douchebag for a president. For the last 3+ years I have been ashamed of the 'so called' leader of our country.

  • If you've ever been on a farm then you know when the wind blows out of the left field where all bulls are, it can make you light headed and if it doesn't make you vomit then you just faint from the putrid stench.

  • For me, this is true. I, too, fainted the very moment the 2008 election was called in his favor. It was hard to fathom how such a nekked Marxist could get elected in this country.

  • Must be the ones who finally have an epiphany and realize that Obama is an asshole and they have been taken for a ride.

  • Of course people faint at "Dear Leader's" rally's, It's due to oxygen depletion from the replacement of O2 with methane from the constant stream of Bullshit coming from his mouth.