Presidents always wonder what they’ll do when they leave office. In the case of Barack Obama there’s no question. He leaves office on January 21, 2013 and will open the next night at the Improv in Las Vegas.
“Let have a big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, for the comedy stylings of Barack ‘Shecky’ Obama.”
Reuters has the hilarious details:
President Barack Obama reassured Jewish donors on Monday he strongly supports Israel, stressing close ties between the United States and the Jewish state, but also emphasizing that changes in the Middle East will require a fresh look at the region.
“Both the United States and Israel are going to have to look at this new landscape with fresh eyes. It’s not going to be sufficient for us just to keep on doing the same things,” Obama said at the first of two big-ticket fund-raisers where he was speaking on Monday evening.
He addressed the crowd of about 80 people a month after a speech on the Middle East that exposed a rift between the United States and Israel. At Monday’s dinner, hosted by Americans in Support of a Strong U.S.-Israel Relationship, he said his administration had done more than any for 25 years to support Israel’s security.
And then he said, “I just flew in and, man, are my arms tired. I used to live in an apartment that was so small the mice were hunchbacked. Take my wife. Please. Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.”
Everyone’s laughing except the Israelis.
Source: Reuters
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HEY!!! Some super good news!! I know I put up a really downer reply in this thread. I am sorry! Maybe this will help.
My source is the Jewish World Review. (www.jewishworldreview.com) CAIR (BOTH of them) were purged from the IRS's tax exempt status!!!!! The story is here:
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0611/emerson062311.php3
Anyone willing to wager on how long it is before obomie executive orders them back on??
Captain Zero is such a lying POS!
If only the Jews would demand the Rashid Khalidi tape from the LA Times...maybe then we can really get an idea just WHO occupies the WH.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/226104/i-l-times-i-suppresses-obamas-khalidi-bash-tape/andrew-c-mccarthy
A relative just returned from Israel and said there were t-shirts EVERYWHERE that were printed: "Don't worry, America...we're behind you!".
Unfortunately, with Barry at the helm, Israel cannot count on that fraud for anything except a knife in the back.
Did he say, "Some of my best friends are Jewish."?
Did everyone hear the news? Obama's doing his semi-annual prime time teleprompter reading tonight. (Yawn) Good night to hit the sack early.
Barry's 1967 borders speech was his "Kristallnacht". Make no mistake about it-he has already begun to purge the world of Jews. But, just like Hitler, he is on the sly-and the Jews in this country just don't get it. One of the reasons I am taking my family from the US is our Jewish heritage. Need to be safe-and only one way to be safe from the O Regime's extermination plans is to not be here!
Why anyone would listen to this highly paid professional liar is beyond me, but some people are so invested in the lies he's already told them, they're willing to go down with the ship he's captaining now. I, for one, see 'rat' written all over him though.
HIsham, I think it is a little different. Going all the way back to Woodrow Wilson, the Libbs have been poisoning entertainment, the media and education. Now I'm thinking obomie's Reverend Wright is right in that the "Chickens are coming home to roost.". Progressives have been sitting there patiently gaining 2 or 3 percent a year. For a very long time. With the current generation, of rugrats of baby boomers, they've become the "I Generation", or "Meeple". So they're happy sitting down at 6:PM and get all their knowledge of the world spoon fed from the networks. I know we get a warm feeling from seeing that Fox News is #1. (Sort of like peeing on yourself in a dark suit--) But you have to look beyond that. While, indeed for a single network, they are in first place, you must add all the lib networks together and then compare the numbers. Guys, we're getting our asses solidly kicked.
The next generation will not have as good a life as we have. And they will blame us. But the blame not only rests with us, but with the liberals. How else do you explain someone as completely incompetent as obomie, not even having to show his birth certificate, or school grades, or anything? And the LSM just gives him a pass.
Yea Obungles and Adolph, both get along great with the Jews....
To my Jewish friends, do not listen to what Obama says, watch what he does.
Riiight! He is such an arrogant jerk. I cannot believe he really believes the crap that comes out of his mouth and take himself this seriously.
He doesn't-he is delusional.
He's just saying what George tells him to say. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even think about what he's saying.
By "looking at the landscape with fresh eyes" he means, "You guys don't know shit. I have the only answer."
"Fresh eyes"... like those of someone born yesterday.