The White House has released President Obama’s official activity schedule for today, August 26, 2009.
8:00 am – Walk all over the beach with Malia and Sasha
8:30 am – Walk all over Constitution with Harry and Nancy
9:00 am – Get in another 18 holes of golf
1:00 pm – Get America in an even bigger financial hole
1:30 pm – Lie in the sun
2:00 pm – Lie to American people
2:30 pm – Take siesta to sympathize with plight of illegal aliens who desperately need amnesty
3:00 pm – Go fishing
4:30 pm – Intercept fishy emails
5:00 pm – Go shopping for T-shirt that says, “Marxist Vineyard”
6:00 pm – Sip on a pina colada while watching the sun go down on the American empire
8:00 pm – Sit on the porch with Michelle and talk about the good old days, AKA February.
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The guy sure knows how NOT to work. Must be all that ACORN training.