Please allow us to translate the comments made by the President’s teleprompter on Thursday:
“Sure, I’ve pissed off Neil Armstrong and threatened the jobs of thousands of aerospace workers, but let’s put that behind us and concentrate on the important tasks. Like landing on an asteroid.”
Asteroid. Which rhymes with hemorrhoid. Which seems more appropriate.
Especially since the President made these comments before a hand-picked group of Democrat supporters and excluded actual NASA employees who are impacted by his policies.
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"Blah blah blah whatever does this make sense? I dont care this people love me all I have to do is continue to talk about crap" That is all I heard.
I'll bet Bawny Fwanks is jelwous.
This is just more evidence of what a terrible orator he is. The guy is not enthralling as matthews calls him, he is not brilliant, and he never sounds like he gives a flying shit about what he is speaking of. It is like he just flies around talking, and not talking because he feels what he is talking about, but because someone is making him do it. There is no genuineness about what he says, or how he says it.
I just cringe every time he opens his mouth. He is boring, disingenuous, and frankly makes me want to cut myself!
How fitting. A hemorrhoid wants to visit an asteroid.
Forget the Asteroid and the Hemorrhoid's, where we really need to go is the planet URANUS and reach out to all the suppository people there. Richard Cranium aka Obama could sooth things out for us.
So, you're saying that the planet Uranus has a Suppository Depository?
I have friends that work at Kennedy Space Center. The employees that potentially would lose their jobs lined up to see the President outside after the speech. Instead of driving past, his motorcade made a longer detour down an obscure road to snub the employees.
They cleared the VAB building of every employee. The VAB is the largest one-story building in the world. (lots of employees) Those employees were out of work the entire day the president was in town. They were forced to take personal leave without pay because they wouldn't give out administrative leave and they couldn't work in their normal spot.
The president could have chosen a better location on the thousands of acres are KSC that wouldn't have impacted the employees economically during his horse and pony show.
interesting...good to know he is so for the people....
The lies just keep coming...so do the agendas...seriously does this guy ever stop...why is he trying to do everthing? Just stop and back off...maybe the economy would pick up....I know the small business I am in is hindered by the constant changes he is trying to make.
No one knows whats next...at last check that does inspire confidence....
sorry i love this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ojd13kZlCA&feature=related
Maybe he wants to look for the "Mother Ship" for his buddy Louie.
"Space exploration is an essential part of our quest." It's just not in the budget.