#occupy Burger King: bunch of noisy idiots ruin lunch for some of Oakland’s 99%. What are these half-wits protesting at Burger King, their failure to employ puppeteers at the condiment bar? Speaking truth to pickles? Memo to occu-tards: all the big money people eat at places with waiters where a meal costs as much as a BK employee’s day’s wages. If you’re gonna protest wealth and priviledge, at least choose the correct target. And by the way, as long as you’re here, use the effing bathroom instead of crapping the in street.
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Ah, liberal intellectuals at their finest! "SHUT DOWN BURGER KING! SHUT DOWN-" wait, how's the rest of it go?
If it were my Franchise, The guy in the Burger King suit we be in the Mayors office shitting on her desk, and singing "I did it my way"..........
This aint right!! Forget the dollar menu we need the 50 cent menu!!!! Injustice
With their dollar menus Burger King and McDonalds provide cheap food to those who may not eat otherwise. They'll give you free cups of water also. So a poor person could get a burger, a small order of fries and a cup of water for a little over two bucks. They also provide entry-level jobs for a ton of people. I didn't mind working for low wages when I was starting out but the Occupy brats seem to want a high wage right off the bat or they won't work.
Exactly. We have got to nip some of these memes in the bud: 1) that everyone must go to college, 2) that trade school or community college aren't "real" college, and 3) that everyone is guaranteed a lucrative job upon graduation, no matter how esoteric the degree.
To a certain extent, it's true that employers will be impressed by a degree, and I was told years ago that it signifies to an employer that you are willing to see something through to completion. But it's unrealistic to expect that your Master's in 18th century French literature translates into anything except maybe more school so that you can become a professor.
Get guns. If you have some, get more. And ammo, lots of ammo.
This is NOT a principled, nonviolent movement. This is not kind, sweet, peace-loving hippies sticking flowers in gun barrels. They are a grotesquely exaggerated caricature of what they dared in their insolence to accuse the Tea Party of being. The fleabaggers are a violent, intensely anti-Semitic, racist, insane, firebombing mob bent on mass destruction, ruining your life, and the collapse of civilization as we know it. And this time it isn't just talk; the mob is ACTUALLY DOING THIS, RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND.
It's us or them. The berserk mob infesting every city wants you dead, dead broke or both. The police are utterly powerless against a mob of this size. The only good commie is still a dead one, and it's a lot easier to mow them down in large numbers if you have adequate firepower. Get more guns while they last, and get more ammo.
Are you in?
You may be overreacting a bit
Um, let's not go overboard here, cupcake, k? I mean we don't need to be engaging in inflammatory and possibly illegal rhetoric, that is for the leftards.
Come to think of it, I would almost suspect this post of being an act of an agent provacateur; our regulars usually don't speak this way, except of course Livvy and the other out-of-the-closet Ozombies.
No, I am not "in" on what you call for. Thumbs DOWN.
hear-hear PsychoD.
Olivia talks like this? Dismissive and judgmental of conservatives maybe, but violent agitator?
The smell from those unwashed loons would have been enough to make anyone stop eating. Someone should have pulled the fire alarm on the way out the door.
I figure the General Assembly, or whatever their attempt at government is called, ordered a couple truckloads of burgers to be delivered to the occupation site, and when they didn't show up, ATTACK!!!
I noticed that when people got up and left in the middle of their meals the fleabaggers were over there eating and picking through it like a bunch of vultures. They were also grabbing all the napkins and ketchup packets too. Didn't SOROS give them a BK voucher? That SOB! If it had been my little family owned eating place and they came in, they would be leaving like a bat outta hell from all the baseball bat thumpimgs they were getting. I would do my best to thump them on 99% of their body's while I screamed "99%" back at them.
Maybe they think the Burger King himself is an actual monarch, and they're protesting his despotism? Were any of the fleabaggers heard shouting, 'help help! I'm being repressed!'?
See the violence inherent in the system!
This bunch of OW what ever would not be happy if they where told to stay home and someone would #$%^ them a gold bar every day. They would want it twice a day.
Exactly. Name ANY gimmie group and no matter how much you give them, it will NEVER be enough. Name ANY whiner group and no matter how many of their demands you meet, they will always have more demands. Why cant the idiot mayors of these occupied cities figure this no brainer theory out. No matter how passionately you kiss their ass, as the mayors are now doing, they will always want you to kiss it more passionately.
However, if you give them a good swift kick in the ass, I don't they they will want more.