You may have read that the Obama campaign Organizing For America is using Joe Biden’s gaffe (“This is a big %$&# deal!”) as a way to raise money. They’re selling the T-shirts shown in the photo to the right for $25 apiece.
Well, never let it be said that we can’t rise up out of the muck of partisan rancor.
In an effort to join hands with our liberal brothers and sisters, we offer Organizing For America these additional money-making T-shirt ideas absolutely free of charge. Go for it, OFA! Expand your mind, expand your product line, and expand your profits with these winning ideas:
John Edwards’ assistant is my daddy.
Socialism is the government’s way of being fair, like the budget is the government’s way of being responsible.
BFD = Big F#@%ing Deficit
Nancy Pelosi is My Co-Pay
No money? Don’t worry! We’ll just print more!
Want Government Healthcare? Join the Army.
Sure Nancy Pelosi’s a bitch, but she’s our bitch!
We don’t care what the Constitution says….whatever that is
“There are 35,000,000 40,000,000 45,000,000 50,000,000 a bunch of uninsured Americans!”
“Lobbyists won’t find a home in an Obama White House.”
– Barack Obama
“Chairman Mao and Mother Theresa – Who Knew?”
– Anita Dunn
“I can’t believe you fell for that transparency thing.”
– Barack Obama
Barack Obama: Bats Left. Fields Left. Governs Left. Pitches like a girl.
This post was last modified on April 17, 2010
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New T-Shirt:
I donated more this year than Joe - and that's a Big F*!Kin' Deal!
Put this tale on a T- Shirt
(from email land)
"Father/Daughter Talk
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, 'How is yo ur friend Audrey doing?' She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'
Her wise father asked his daughter,
'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.'"
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Never Forget: Ted Kennedy died so that you may suffer and die under the broken health care system that is his legacy.
Obamacare BFD= Busted, Foolish Debacle
Obamacare: Costco now sells discount caskets.
Obamacare is a BFD= Broken Failure by the Democrats
Obamacare BFD= Brutish, Forced and Disgusting
Obamacare: Your Parents and Grandparents have lived long enough.
Democrats: When the Stupid Public Needs to be Told How to Live and Act
Obamacare BFD= Barry's Foisted Decision
Obamacare BFD= BartStupak Failed Decency
Joe Biden: Attracting attention not for his accomplishments nor tact* but for his gutter-mouth since 2010. * None found on record for Biden even prior.
Barrack Obama: Teleprompters are not just for award shows anymore
Democrats: Because the US Constitution cannot rape and then shred itself!
Barrack Obama: Replacing the Constitution one Czar at a time
Barrack Hussein Obama: You said his middle name and therefore you are a racist!
Freedom, Justice, Opportunity, Liberty: YES WE CAN (erase those pesky items from American life)!
Democrats: Why be able to keep the money you earned?
Obamacare: Pay now, die later, still owe more later still.
Obama: Yes, he is that dumb in person as well.
Chicago White Sox: Obama's Favorite MLB Team (but he can't name ONE player on the team)
Made in China: General Public Disgust and Indifference toward First Lady Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama: Famous Why? At least Paris Hilton had a sex tape!
Terrorists: Thanks to Obama they now have more Civil Rights and Protected liberties then you do!
Blame Bush: Its the surefire solution for Obama and the Democrats 10 out of 10 times!
The War of 1812: It was Bush's Fault! (somehow)
Obama: Socialism > US Constitution
Democrats: Forcing you to buy their version of Health care since 2014.
Obama: Because Carter could not finish the job!
Democrats: Because the tax payer will not give his and her monies to illegals voluntarily.
Barry Obama, "Like it or not, we remain a dominant Military Superpower" We like it Mr President. And its with NO thanks to you we remain so.
"3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997"- Terminator Movies
"300 million Americas fell into oppression and privation on Nov 4th 2008" - Obama Presidency
Truth is sadder then fiction.
"Fear is the path to the dark side: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." - Terms of service for While House Staff to be servicing Michelle Obama
Obama: Now with 45% more bowing to foreign tyrants and dictators!
"Death is cost effective" - Obamacare directive # 1
10% Unemployed Nationally - Considered 'Good Times' Under Obama's Fiscal Policy
Larry Sinclair: Still Friends with Obama on his Facebook page
I like...
'Free Markets... Not Free Loaders'
Love the first one. Love the second one. Hell, I love 'em all!