Osama bin Laden “had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown.” So says Sudanese author Kola Boof, purportedly OBL’s mistress. And when he wasn’t fighting decadent Western culture, OBL filled his spare time with sex, smoking cannabis and dancing to pop groups like the B52s and Van Halen. Not to mention cognitive dissonance.
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Are you sure this wasn't a typo?
Maybe he actually wanted to murder Whitney Houston and marry Bobby Brown.
This is an old story, but it is still funny. Sad of course about Whitney Houston though.
Kola Boof? I thought that's what he wanted to do to Whitney. As in, "I'd like to Kola Boof her all night long." However, my Sudanese is a little rusty and I may be wrong.
LOLOLOL
From what I've been hearing about the late Ms. Houston, all Bin Laden needed to do was offer her some chemical amusements, and he would have been in like Flynn.
Ol' binny made millions everyday on the heroin trade. Most of the junkies in America get their smack from taliban and other operations from Paki and most of the other 'stans. Somebody else is pulling the money now.
Holy shiite - Bin Laden and I had the same dream about Whitney Houston!!!!
I heard they got a new bin Laden drink, it's two shots and a splash
...and a pinch of salt. Garnished with a .45 round and served SEALed. LOL
ha, ha. Funny!
Cognitive dissonance? I thought that required a soul. I guess ol' been Leaden would've made a great professor at CCNY, Columbia, Colorado, Berkeley, Wisconsin, Oregon...