I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Limbaugh: FBI Rekindled Email Investigation Just to Distract Attention From Wikileaks. Nice try guys but we listened to Limbaugh yesterday. He clearly stated this was not his theory but was being touted by “cynics”.

2-star general about to assume command of Army Space and Missile Defense Command commits suicide. Lots of mighty curious happenings amongst the U.S. military’s general staff lately. Now we have a general just about to get his third star and take over one of the Army’s top-dog positions suddenly committing suicide?

FBI reopening Clinton email investigation. Perhaps this is Hillary’s October Surprise?

FBI Dir just informed me, "The FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation." Case reopened

— Jason Chaffetz (@jasoninthehouse) October 28, 2016

Facebook Lets Advertisers Exclude Users by Race. So in spite of his facade, little Markie is a racist.

Attorney General Lynch ‘Pleads Fifth’ on Secret Iran ‘Ransom’ Payments. “Barred.” Barring your co-conspirators from testifying is a great way to cover your ass Obama.

In an Oct. 24 response, Assistant Attorney General Peter Kadzik responded on Lynch’s behalf, refusing to answer the questions and informing the lawmakers that they are barred from publicly disclosing any details about the cash payment, which was bound up in a ransom deal aimed at freeing several American hostages from Iran.

The response from the attorney general’s office is “unacceptable” and provides evidence that Lynch has chosen to “essentially plead the fifth and refuse to respond to inquiries regarding [her] role in providing cash to the world’s foremost state sponsor of terrorism,” Rubio and Pompeo wrote on Friday in a follow-up letter to Lynch, according to a copy obtained by the Free Beacon.

The defining moment of the Obama presidency? Rapper Rick Ross was a White House guest invited by the president to support his Brother’s Keeper youth initiative, when suddenly his ankle monitor went off… an ankle monitor he wears because of his kidnapping/pistol whipping charges. “Sorry, Mr. President, did I beep?” was the rapper’s response.

Voter rolls off by 189,000 in R.I., Journal analysis finds. There should be an estimated 592,672 voters but there are 781,771, or 189,000 (approximately 32%) more voters than there should be.  If you like your voter fraud you can keep your voter fraud. It will be interesting to see what happens on election day in RI.

CBS4 Investigation Finds People Voting Twice. Vote early and vote  often.

Hillary’s 33,000 emails might not be ‘missing’ after all. They could be sitting on a Google server but the FBI never issued a subpoena. Mighty convenient.

@GavinNewsom Ducks Debate – On His Own Proposition. Lt. Governor Siss-Pants strikes again. He also refused to debate Dana Loesch on his stupid gun law that will do nothing at all to reduce crime. It will only screw with law-abiding gun owners.

Wikileaks: Clinton aides scrambled to fix Obama false claim didn’t know about personal email or server. So Obama goes from suspicious to complicit. GOP will sit on their hands and do nothing.

 

Woman “sexually assaulted” in virtual reality by cyber-groper. Hopefully, cyber cops rounded up all the usual virtual suspects…

This New $100K Job Opening at the EPA Will Have American Taxpayers Scratching their Heads. WTF ever happened to the Personnel Department?

WIKILEAKS Documents Prove Hillary Used Fake Polls to Suppress the Bernie Vote. Imagine the shenanigans going on with those polls now?

Texas voting machines turning Trump votes into Hillary votes. We all have touchscreen computers, touchscreen cellphones, and touchscreen eReaders. Heck, if you walk into an Olive Garden, every table has a touchscreen menu. How come none of those devices ever have “calibration” errors?

The GOP Needs To Elect Trump, Then Impeach Him. Well now, this is a novel idea. President Trump immediately followed by President Pence. This would require a lot of assurance from the GOP and a lot of people would have to buy into it. The largest problem? The GOP leadership would have to find their cojones. Something they haven’t seen for a long time.

Rigging the Election – Video III: Creamer Confirms Hillary Clinton Involvement. Here’s the video everyone’s been waiting all weekend for. Better watch in case YouTube disappears it.

 

Rhode Island man descends into yoga pants hell. He wrote a letter to his local newspaper suggesting that not all women should wear yoga pants and now hundreds of women in yoga pants are marching in front of his house.

PSA: Madonna did not violate election law. IHTM researched the matter and while it is illegal to offer anything of monetary value in return for a vote, we determined that with her advanced age and new habit of wearing a “grill” on her front teeth, her offer of a blowjob to anybody who votes for Hillary has no monetary value.

‘Calibration error’ changes GOP votes to Dem in Illinois county. Good old Crook County.

FEC Complaint Filed Against Clinton Campaign, DNC. Yes they “shall” investigate, meaning they have to, but we’d bet the investigation will be over long after the election.

In the aftermath of James O’Keefe’s videos showing Democratic operatives bragging about breaking the law and inciting violence at Donald Trump events, on Tuesday, a watchdog group filed a formal complaint against Hillary Clinton’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee (DNC), alleging that Clinton’s campaign violated federal election law.

Australia Admits Gun Buyback Failure, Announces Amnesty. Even though the Aussies don’t have our Constitution, it appears “from my cold, dead, hands” applies there, too.

INTERNET OUTAGE. It appears the US internet is under attack. Our Twitter has ground to a halt. Other websites appear unavailable. This seems mighty convenient that it’s happening shortly after Obama handed the internet over and shortly before the election. Who do you think it is?

A) Soros paid people off to cause this?

B) Russian hackers ordered by Putin to attack the US after Obama shot his mouth off about retaliating?

C) The Democrats?

D) People paid by the US Government to suppress Wikileaks.  (Remember they cut Julian Assange’s  internet, which didn’t stop anything)?

E) Practice run by someone who’s planning on screwing the internet over on election day?

U.S. vote authorities warned to be alert to Russian hacks faking fraud: Pay attention, this is important. The groundwork is being set for Hillary to steal the election.

https://youtu.be/vgCK2GY9gE4

Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY says World Health Organisation. Millions of millennials sitting in front of their computers in mommie’s basement just became disabled.