I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Arne Duncan doesn’t know if it’s constitutional. And he doesn’t care.

You are looking at an iceberg on Lake Superior. In June.

Are Democrats giving up on Obama? Yeah, five years late and several trillion dollars short. Thanks Democrats.

Feminists attack Miss USA for advocating self defense. A black belt in taekwondo, Nevada’s Nia Sanchez certainly looks like she can defend herself. We here at IHTM are ready to surrender.

Eric Holder resurrects thought crime program. Apparently the Obama administration doesn’t think siccing the IRS, EPA, FCC, HHS, and ATF on conservatives is enough. So the resurrected Domestic Terrorism Executive Committee will seek to “thwart” domestic threats from anti-government and racially prejudiced people.

Do I have to go on my knees? (grovelling apology from IMF head for incorrect warnings on UK economy): Actually we would prefer it if you would just go.

11th annual World Naked Bike Ride in Portland. Thousands of bicyclists, many of them stark naked, protested last night about the apparently-interrelated issues of “oil dependence, cycling vulnerability, and body image.” We just hope they washed their bicycle seats afterward.

Obama to free Gitmo terrorist “because he took up yoga.” The Periodic Review Board that makes these decisions was set up by Obama in 2011, with presidential appointees who don’t require congressional confirmation. And he forbids them from considering any information obtained by using “cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment.”

“In the politest terms possible, Abdullah, I ask you whether you have given up on this nasty terrorism business.”

“Oh yes, I am going to do yoga now. And raise bees.”

“Well okay then! We release you!”

The president’s very real Military problem. “Now you know what members of our U.S. military are thinking and saying. They have lost all respect for their commander in chief.” A lot of that going around these days for some reason.

Psychologist worries “erratic” Obama may not be “sane”. “It really seems to me like this President is demonstrating behavior that is not only anti-American, but irrational and erratic and perhaps not exactly what we might want to deem sane.” His community is not organized… big surprise, eh?

Obama and Putin publicly ignored each other at D-Day Memorial. “But they did have an informal conversation for 10 to 15 minutes during a lunch… the White House said.” We can imagine how it went… Obama: “The cold war called, it wants its foreign policy back!” Putin: “Why don’t you trade me an aircraft carrier for a 1980 Trabant? You know you want to!” And so on, and so on…

Vermont Firearms Dealer To Lay Off 41 Because of Obama Executive Action. It’s really a shame we can’t ban Obama. But as impeachable as he is Congress has no balls.

Feinstein rejects administration claim of ‘credible threat’ to Bergdahl. It’s such fun watching Democrat cannablism. Bon appetite!

New Port Richey soldier surprised with renovated home taken over by squatters. Today’s feelgood story. A job well done.

Michael Moore involved in bitter divorce. Mostly they’re fighting over their 10,000 square foot vacation home on Torch Lake in northern Michigan, an oversized monstrosity that’s sort of an embarrassment for a liberal climate alarmist like himself. But we’re puzzled about something else: how and why, in 23 years of marriage, did this handsome couple fail to produce children?

70 years ago, free men stood against evil – and evil failed. Evil got its ass kicked. We salute all those who fought on D-day.

Secret documents reveal Bergdahl declared jihad, fraternized with captors. “…’he became much more of an accepted fellow’ than is popularly understood. He even reportedly was allowed to carry a gun at times.” Yeah, we know, what difference does it make?

Harry Reid on Bergdahl Deal: “What difference does it make?” Dingy Harry either now thinks he’s Hillary or “What difference does it make?” has become the default excuse line when the Clown College effs up again. “Hey, we just traded an aircraft carrier to the Taliban for a ton of goat poop! What difference does it make?”

ECB imposes negative interest rate. “It cut its deposit rate for banks from zero to -0.1%, to encourage banks to lend to businesses rather than hold on to money.” The problem is that nobody wants to borrow – negative interest rates aren’t going to change that. Hey, is all the QE actually causing deflation, the very thing it was supposed to prevent? Some fans of Keynesian stimulus are starting to think so..

Obama official suggests Bergdahl platoon-mates might be psychopaths. Deputy Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development Brandon Friedman, an appointee (God knows where Obama finds these creeps), thinks that might expalin why Bergdahl was forced to desert and head off to join the Taliban. Poor guy was just trying to escape all those psychopaths, you see?

Gay activist under fire for “transphobic slur.” “What’s that?” you ask. Well, we read the article and we’re still not sure. We’re just enjoying the sight of a gay man being one-upped in the political correctness department.

Obama ignored chances to rescue Bergdahl because he WANTED a terror trade to help close down Guantanamo Bay, claim Pentagon sources. “The question is how many of these Taliban guys he can sneak past the goalie while Congress is busy hassling him about the IRS, the VA and Obamacare.” With so many disasters, it’s hard to know which one takes priority.

Just when you think liberals can’t get any more self-destructive and idiotic… 26 members of the New York city council write a letter to Walmart telling the company not to donate to local charities.

Guest at Polish hotel snaps photos of Obama “pumping iron.” And by “pumping iron,” the Daily Mail means holding a five-pound weight in each hand and grimacing like a jack-o’-lantern while he does lunges for his gluteus maximus. Putin is LHAO.

White House aides now accusing Bergdahl’s squad of “swift-boating” him. What’s next, raaaaacism?