I HATE THE MEDIA ™

CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION OFFER MOTHER’S DAY TIPS. Yes! Let’s worry about Mother’s Day plants and completely ignore the flood of illegal drugs and illegal aliens coming across the border. Talk about stupid! WTF is this country coming to?

So far, gay football player remains undrafted. So what’s the problem? Is the NFL full of homophobe bigots? Maybe. Or maybe he’s undrafted because “he’s short, he’s not a really good athlete and he doesn’t play good against the run.”

White Elephant. “The Ted Kennedy Institute on Submersible Vehicles is set to open soon…” Well, actually it’s the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate. Because what’s an overstuffed ego without a monument to it?

Leading climate scientist defects: No longer believes in the “consensus”. “He is the most significant figure to admit, as many [climate] modellers are beginning to notice, that there is an increasing discrepancy between what the models predicted and what the real world data is actually telling us.” Well, as long as top scientists like Gore and Kerry are still on board, the science remains settled.

SEAN PENN DEFENDS VENEZUELA’S MADURO, COMPARES TO OBAMA. We think old Sean’s accidentally on to something.

Muslim journalists have intellectual discussion about Syria:

http://youtu.be/R2tzx9sd6vc

The incredible genius that is Al Sharpton:

House Votes to Hold Lois Lerner in Contempt. Just returning the favor.

New bid to topple Obamacare in court: Did Harry Reid bend the rules? Since when does Dirty Harry Reid or many of the Federal Courts (including the Supreme Court) care about the constitution? We expect this will go nowhere fast.

EPA Employees Not Fired For Watching Pornography, Stealing Money. This guy really needs to get a grip on himself. Oh wait, that’s what the problem was to begin with.

OFA Hosts Saddest Climate Change Party of All Time. Wowza! And we thought they had a big turnout for gun control! Judging by all the “action” posters some of these oldsters much have thought they were going to see strippers.

Founded by a clergyman, Harvard will now host a Satanic Black Mass. A headline summarizing in twelve words the rise and fall of America.

Harry Reid has truly lost touch with reality. Now he’s on the floor of the Senate claiming the Koch brothers are “one of the main causes” of climate change. Someone very wise made the case that Reid was suffering from dementia four years ago – it seems to be getting worse.

Over 100 Gun Violence Activists Head to Capitol Hill to Pursue Gun Safety. Nanny Bloomberg must have given out Big Gulps and chocolate cream donuts to get a whopping 100+ people.

UN issues sternly worded warning to Boko Haram. Stealing a page from the Barack Obama foreign policy playbook…

“We warn the perpetrators that there is an absolute prohibition against slavery and sexual slavery in international law. These can under certain circumstances constitute crimes against humanity.”

Only in certain circumstances? So sometimes slavery is okay? Wow, those are powerful words.

Kerry slams Boko Haram for not offering health insurance. This is in response to Boko Haram jihadists in Nigeria who kidnapped hundreds of Christian girls and plan to sell them into slavery.

Watch What Happens When One Parent Speaks Out at a School Board Meeting About a Controversial Book Assigned to His Daughter. It appears the Department of Brainwashing and the Gestapo in New Hampshire have a close working relationship. Sieg heil!

Will: Can we please stop pretending climate scientists are saints in lab coats? “The United States has reduced carbon emissions since 2006 more than any other country on earth. We are right now at 1992 levels, according to the IEA, and yet, carbon emissions have gone up globally. Why? We don’t control the emissions of the other 96 percent of humanity, especially China and India. As we dismantle the coal plants in our country, China and India together are adding one coal-fired plant every week. …” In other words, it’s nothing but a scam.

Report: N. Korea has nuclear warheads for missiles. “The Obama administration is seeking to hide the fact that North Korea possesses nuclear missile warheads…” Putts said the Norks’ nuke program was “unacceptable” a few weeks ago – he meant unacceptable for you to know about his latest stinkburger.

Russia accidentally posts real Crimean election results. Instead of 97% voting in favor of annexation with 83% turnout, the actual result was 50% in favor with only 30% turnout. So Russia annexed Crimea based on 15% of voters… or less, because many of the yes votes may have come from the Russian soldiers standing outside the polling places with Kalishnikovs

Obama administration re-names Global Warming again. It’s Marketing 101: if a product bombs under one name, re-name it and try again. The public wasn’t buying Global Warming so they re-named it Climate Change. Now, the National Climate Assessment has re-named the chimera again: they call it “climate disruption.” Sorry, Charley – it’s still New Coke and we still don’t buy it.

She’s ba-a-a-ack! Monica Lewinsky writes about her affair with President Clinton in the May 8 issue of Vanity Fair… as a more appropriately named venue could not be found.

Patriots With U.S. Flags at Calif. Protest Called ‘Racists’: ‘What’s Wrong With These White People?’ Now displaying the American flag is racists? Some ingrates need to get a clue.

Obama Biographer: “The world seems to disappoint him.” Well, it’s only fitting that Putts punish us by getting lost and never being heard from again.

Oregon State fires Obama’s brother-in-law as basketball coach. “Robinson, who is the brother-in-law of President Barack Obama, went 94-105 in six seasons with the Beavers, failing to make the NCAA Tournament.” And his record is a whole lot better than his brother-in-law’s, who wasn’t fired in 2012. Go figure.