I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Toyota said to plan U.S. sales transfer to Texas from California. Evidently someone at corporate is taking their ad “Let’s Go Places” seriously. We’re sure Jerry Brown will be singing “Oh what a feeling!” any day now.

One-time Dem gubernatorial frontrunner, “proud” of ObamaCare, now sits at 7% support. Gaffe.

Driver that struck teen suing dead boy’s family. “…the driver of the SUV… is suing the dead boy for the emotional trauma she says she has suffered. She’s also suing the two other boys, as well as the dead boy’s parents, and even his brother, who has since died. She’s also suing the County of Simcoe for failing to maintain the road.” For some reason the words “signs of the Apocalypse” come to mind…

Top climate expert’s sensational claim of government meddling in crucial UN report. “He was one of only two scientists present, surrounded by ‘45 or 50’ government officials. He said almost all of them made clear that ‘any text that was considered inconsistent with their interests and positions in multilateral negotiations was treated as unacceptable.’” How the settled politicized science gets settled.

British politician arrested for quoting Winston Churchill in public. Unfortunately for the politically correct bureaucrats running this once great empire, Churchill was not a big fan of Islam:

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.”

Racist L.A. Clippers owner is a liberal Democrat scheduled to be honored by the NAACP. Funny how mainstream media news sources are failing to mention that.

Democrat commencement speakers outnumber Republicans 57 to 26. And that lopsided score doesn’t include ten members of Obama’s cabinet scheduled to make speeches this spring. (They aren’t included because cabinet positions are theoretically non-partisan… snicker.)

Oligarchy in the Twenty-First Century. “The inequality of income our bipartisan ruling class sanctimoniously condemns is the very tool it uses to shore up the inequalities of power and communication from which it benefits.” The real party of the rich babbles about “income inequality” while doing all they can to further it (especially for themselves) and nobody seems to notice. If we’re doomed, it’s because we deserve to be so – we’re too stupid to survive.

California: Hey, why aren’t we using cap-and-trade taxes to finance this high-speed rail boondoggle? “They have been cut off by the federal government…they have raised no money from private investors, and no local government has even put up a dime.” Maybe if the train is forced to pay cap-and-trade taxes, it can be self-financing.

CAIR suing Michigan residents for speaking at public meeting. Pesky American citizens had the audacity to attend a township zoning meeting and voice their opinions about a massive new Muslim community center proposed for a residential area. According to sharia, these doggone infidels must be punished.

Russia’s debt rating cut to almost junk level. Maybe that’s why Putin is invading Ukraine – he wants to sell it at a garage sale.

George H.W. Bush wants Jeb to run: We want Jeb to run too. Directly in front of a moving bus.

Hillary Clinton: Today’s media is more entertainment, less facts: Funny, she didn’t seem to mind when the media ignored all the facts about her husband selling ICBM technology to the Chinese for a campaign contribution.

With Ukraine in turmoil, Hagel can’t get Russian counterpart to take his calls. Must be using his answering machine to screen out nuisance calls….

Pentagon: Russian spy ship, tug operating near U.S. “…officials suspect the ships were part of a spying operation since March against the U.S. nuclear missile submarine base at Kings Bay, Ga. and other U.S. military facilities.” Not only is Putin on the wrong side of history, he’s on the wrong side of the ocean as well.

#Unseriousness: While Putin plans for a real war in Ukraine, Obama’s people are focused like lasers on winning the only war that matters, the Facebook/Twitter War. ObamaCare should’ve taught them… it’s better to do nothing than to do something stupid. But it didn’t.

Women with wider hips have more sex. That’s the conclusion of a new study published in Archives of Sexual Behavior. Here’s an alternative conclusion: women who have lots of sex end up with wider hips.

Woman sues after neighbor’s pet duck attacks her. She’s seeking $25,000 for medical expenses and $250,000 for pain, suffering, and the interference her injuries have had on normal, daily activities. Hmm, just the kind of expenses supplemental insurance is designed to cover but she probably didn’t see eye-to-eye with the Aflac salesman…

Ill. Gov. Quinn’s campaign wonders: Black Republicans like Jewish Nazis? “…campaign tweeted—and then quietly deleted—several messages urging backers to read an article comparing black Republican voters to Jews who collaborated with the Nazis.” Playing the race card and screaming “nazi!” – this guy’s record must really, really suck.

Ex-Cons Squatting in Soldier’s Home Defiantly Stay Put — But Their Tune Rapidly Changes After Outraged Bikers, Veterans Promise a Little Visit. Looks like this dude decided he’d be better off disappearing on his own instead of having some help.

Japanese MP who was angry that Michelle didn’t join president on Tokyo trip makes extraordinary claim that Obama CHEATS and their looming divorce is “an open secret”. “The president has been criticized for having no visions or leadership to solve domestic and diplomatic problems, some even ridiculing him as the worst president of the postwar era.” If the “war” in question is the American Revolution, we’ll go along with that.

Verge of War: Ukraine’s foreign minister says “We are ready to fight”; Russia holds military exercises on border. Obama warns Russia new sanctions are “teed up”. He must be serious, he used a golf metaphor [50 secs in.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-jeffgghI

General Electric to investors: Obamacare is hurting our medical business. “I think there’s still a lot of uncertainty in health care and we’ll just have to see that over time.” Irony alert – GE once owned NBC, CNBC and MSNBC, all of which certainly loved ObamaCare back in the day, and still do.

Michelle Obama cancels Kansas graduation speech. Looks like we have a trend here.

Holder cancels speech, appearance in OKC amid angry protests. Learning from the Left.