I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Paul Krugman to Leave Princeton in 2015 to Take Role at CUNY: With such bits of wisdom as claiming the fax machine will be a more trans-formative technology than the Internet and that the best way to end the recession of the early oughts was with the creation of a housing bubble it is little wonder that Krugman could not succeed in the private sector. But now it appears to be much worse than that. The man can’t even succeed in the private college sector.

Gay hair stylist drops New Mexico governor as client because she opposes same-sex marriage -calls it a matter of ‘equality, dignity’: Some free association is more equal than others.

Obama administration lets anti-gay Muslim leader into U.S. “Even as the Obama administration denounced what it called anti-gay legislation in Arizona and the president sat out the Sochi Olympics because of Russia’s crackdown on same-sex couples, the State Department allowed an Islamic preacher who called for the death penalty for homosexuals into the country for a tour of hate.” How many sides of your mouth can you talk out of at the same time, eh bro?

Darrell Issa: Lois Lerner is testifying Wednesday! – Her lawyer: no she’s not! This is some crazy shit, even for Washington, D.C.

De Blasio looking to install ‘black box devices’ into NYC taxis that would turn the meter off when cabbies speed. Already trying to out Nanny ex-mayor Nanny Bloomberg? We have a suggestion. How about a device that turns off liberal politicians when they’re being stupid? Probably undo-able as it would sap the nation’s power grid in about 2 seconds flat.

Putin Playing Chess, Obama playing marbles: Maybe these two should just arm wrestle for it. Sure we’d hate to see our beloved America lose, but on the plus side we’d get to start calling the president “Stumpy”.

Tim Cook advises climate change deniers to get out of Apple stock: Apple is so PC.

KERRY COMPLAINS PUTIN PLAYS BY ’19TH CENTURY’ RULES: Kerry wines, Putin wins.

Obama skips National Security team meeting on Russia, Ukraine. Maybe if they had held it on a golf course… Sorry bro, the NCAA tourney is coming up! Did he at least send his empty chair?

The Ukraine mobilizes. Jihadis in Central Europe, Nazis with nukes and the Chinese getting involved: “The heat from the approaching fire is finally being felt through the high walls surrounding both Brussels and Washington. The elites are beginning to pay attention. For some it will be their first contact with reality.” BTW, fools like Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney warned about this years ago, the dopes.

In Soviet grocery store lines check out you! Behold the glories of the worker’s paradise, and applaud Lord Obama’s tireless efforts to bring its bounty to you!

After warning Russia, Obama jokes about nuclear war at fundraiser “happy hour.” Because, dontcha know, the idea that Russia is blind to his brilliance and might ignore his sternly-worded warning is just… humorous.

The uninsured like Obamacare less and less. “The Kaiser poll now finds that amongst the non-elderly uninsured, 54% say they do not approve of the health law while only 22% say they favor it, a split of 34 points.” Liars! Tools of the Koch Bros! There, now you don’t have to endure another dreary clip of Dingy Harry.

Michelle Obama: America’s moms are “confused and bewildered,” “defeated” by grocery shopping. What confuses and bewilders us is how did humanity ever survive the last 10,000+ years before you showed up to explain these things, Moochy?

Surviving Climate Change – By Genetically Altering You. In our opinon it looks like someone’s been watching Waterworld too often.

U.S. economic growth revised sharply downward. Looks to us like it must be about time for Summer of Recovery 5.

OBAMA COULD PULL RUSSIA TRIP AMID UKRAINE TUMULT. We bet Putin’s really quaking in his boots about this threat. Perhaps that red line Obama drew was actually pink.

Supreme Court debate. Below is hidden footage from a secret camera, the first video ever of the Supreme Court in action.

Oops! Sorry but to to technical difficulties you can find the real footage here.

Computer-generated fake papers are flooding academia. Scientific conferences and publications can’t seem to tell the difference. One of the main instigators of this trend says, “I’m psyched, it’s so great. These papers are so funny, you read them and can’t help but laugh. They are total bullshit.” Now we know how Global Warming got into print.

Obamacare victims are “liars,” says top Democrat. Well, in the former USSR, anybody who didn’t like the benevolent gubbermint policies was “crazy”. So there.

Barack Obama: Beyoncé is the perfect role model for my daughters. Talk about a blast from the past (2012). Well, all we have to say is that was certainly a mouth full Mr. President.

Are Climate ‘Deniers’ Anti-Women? Study: ‘Global Warming Will Cause 180,000 More Rapes by 2099′ – Can a carbon tax save you from being raped?! It’s a lot more than 180,000! Try a few hundred million. The rape isn’t sexual, the rape is paying all these carbon taxes, which affects everyone, male and female alike.

Another Republican politician without a spine. Jan Brewer vetoed Arizona’s new religious freedom legislation, pretending in her press conference that it was a drastic erasure of gay rights even though all it did was bring Arizona into line with about thirty other states.

Most Americans disappointed in Obama’s presidency, poll says. Dissapointed sounds rather mild. Flabbergasted, disgusted, pissed-off and appalled sound more realistic to us.

Greenpeace co-founder: No scientific evidence of man-made global warming. “…the Earth is in an unusually cold period and some warming would be a good thing.” From the comments: “…no theory worth its’ salt, needs to be protected from others’ right to question, challenge, or discuss it.” Yeah, but certain political theories seem to need that a whole lot.