Treasury: Employers must “self-attest” that ObamaCare not behind staffing decisions – under penalty of perjury. “Treasury officials said Monday that businesses will be told to ‘certify’ that they are not shedding full-time workers simply to avoid the mandate. Officials said employers will be told to sign a ‘self-attestation’ on their tax forms affirming this, under penalty of perjury.” Wow, talk about over-reach – there’s nothing in the stupid law that says a business CAN’T fire people to avoid the mandate. Not even in the copy John Roberts read.
Shirley Temple Black, iconic child star, dies at 85
Shirley Temple Black, iconic child star, dies at 85: One of the few child stars to make a successful transition into productive adulthood. She will be missed.
http://youtu.be/sd30lKrSCRQ
Washington State Governor: I am Suspending the Death Penalty
Washington State Governor: I am Suspending the Death Penalty. See what Obama started? Thank the do nothing RINOs in Congress who refuse to reign in Obama. If this keeps up we’ll be back in Roman times with an Emperor and a corrupt do nothing Senate. Oh….never mind.

How bored are Scandinavians this winter?

How bored are Scandinavians this winter? Next Tuesday, Swedish television, Norwegian television, 17 newspapers, and hundreds of onlookers will watch an expert open a 25-year-old dangerously swollen can of overly-fermented herring. These are the same people who awarded Al Gore a Nobel Peace Prize.
Arab Donald Duck claims he was fired for anti-Israel tweets

Arab Donald Duck claims he was fired for anti-Israel tweets. Wael Mansour, the voice of Donald Duck in Arabic, “truly wishes Israel is demolished, I hate Zionism, I have so much hate inside me” and doesn’t think it should disqualify him from working for Disney. Makes you wonder who does the voice for Arab Porky Pig.
Ron Fournier: Why I’m getting sick of defending Obamacare
Ron Fournier: Why I’m getting sick of defending Obamacare. We notice he uses the word “getting” rather than “am” – guess a few dozen more hits with the 2×4 are needed for it to sink in. PS: The comments to this story are priceless – THEY get it, the journ0list doesn’t.
Ohio National Guard Training Envisions Right-Wing Terrorism
Ohio National Guard Training Envisions Right-Wing Terrorism.
The ONG 52nd Civil Support Team training scenario involved a plot from local school district employees to use biological weapons in order to advance their beliefs about “protecting Gun Rights and Second Amendment rights.”
Portsmouth Chief of Police Bill Raisin told NBC 3 WSAZ-TV in Huntington, West Virginia that the drill accurately represented “the reality of the world we live in,” adding that such training “helps us all be prepared.”
Sorry about that Chief. The reality is that every time they have a nutcase shooting or blowing up something they end up being libtards or Muslims.
The truth about Che Guevara
The truth about Che Guevara. “a Cuban exile… says Che’s fans in the West need a kick in the ass by reality. ‘I’d loved to have seen those Sorbonne and Berkeley and Berlin student protesters with their groovy Che posters try their anti-authority grandstanding in Cuba…'” Careful, that could cause a brain injury…
Clintons still hate Obama-backing Democrats
Clintons still hate Obama-backing Democrats. “The Clinton camp would later ‘joke about the fates of the folks they felt had betrayed them… Bill Richardson: investigated; John Edwards: disgraced by scandal; Chris Dodd: stepped down; . . . Ted Kennedy: dead,’ an aide quipped, according to the book.” The knives seem to be coming out for Hillary, judging by the sudden plethora of tell-all books and articles (also see here.) As someone once said, “What difference does it make?”
Economic confidence still highest in D.C. in 2013
Economic confidence still highest in D.C. in 2013. “Although scores on Gallup’s Economic Confidence Index improved in most U.S. states in 2013, the index remained negative in all 50. Only the District of Columbia had a positive index.” The real economic inequality is the one the Democrook-Media complex doesn’t want to talk about.
‘Possibly he’s sucking up to her’: John Bolton blasts Gen. Petraeus’ endorsement of Hillary
‘Possibly he’s sucking up to her’: John Bolton blasts Gen. Petraeus’ endorsement of Hillary. It’s only February and we already have a candidate for Brown Noser of the Year!

Iraq: Militants set off own car bomb, 21 dead
Iraq: Militants set off own car bomb, 21 dead. We can’t think of a better way to start off the week. All we can say is keep up the good work!

The Hillary Papers
The Hillary Papers. We’re relatively certain that her response to this will be something like ‘what difference does it make?’
Democrats: Obama is Toxic on the Campaign Trail
Democrats: Obama is Toxic on the Campaign Trail. If he’s that toxic the Democrats should go along with the Republicans and impeach him. There’s certainly no shortage of impeachable offenses.

Vancouver crack pipe vending machines

This week’s sign of the impending Apocalypse: Vancouver, British Columbia, has installed crack pipe vending machines to give drug users access to inexpensive, durable, crack pipes that won’t “chip and cut drug users’ mouths.”
NBC commentator cross-dressing at Olympics to show support for gays

NBC commentator cross-dressing at Olympics to show support for gays. He covers figure skating so cross-dressing is kind of redundant, isn’t it?
Michael Jackson Estate embroiled in major tax-cheating scandal: IRS slams executors with $702 MILLION bill
Michael Jackson Estate embroiled in major tax-cheating scandal: IRS slams executors with $702 MILLION bill. Wow! We didn’t know the Jackson’s were conservative Republican Tea Party members with accountants that use common core math.
Common Core math problem for third-graders

Common Core math problem for third-graders. Whoever wrote this problem has an IQ of 90 rounded down to zero.
They quit their jobs, thanks to health-care law
They quit their jobs, thanks to health-care law. Yep, ObamaCare has winners as well as losers – the WaPo (as usual) tries to carry the Democrats’ water and talk about the former while soft-pedaling the latter.
Stupid bureaucrat of the week: Eric Pickles

Stupid bureaucrat of the week: Eric Pickles. Mr. Pickles, Local Government Secretary in the UK, says the answer to flooding in southwest England is international aid to poorer countries, which will ease the Global Warming that caused the floods.
Who’s in politics for “investment”?
Who’s in politics for “investment”? “As the 2014 cycle starts to heat up, we’re hearing once again the cries about the corporate fat cats taking over politics. This means, of course, more hysteria about the Koch brothers…In fact, the biggest donors are Democratic donors…” If the Koch Bros. didn’t exist, the Democrook-Media complex would’ve had to invent them.
The End of Snow? New York Times hypes yet another warmist lie that snow is disappearing
The End of Snow? New York Times hypes yet another warmist lie that snow is disappearing. Evidently all the snow this year was rightest snow.

Awkward: Protestors Marching Against North Carolina’s Voter ID Law Required to Bring Photo ID
Awkward: Protestors Marching Against North Carolina’s Voter ID Law Required to Bring Photo ID. Funny isn’t it? You need a photo-id for about everything you do, yet it’s a problem if you need one to vote. That’s because the Democrats want to continue their tradition of voter fraud, which is probably the only way many of them get “elected.”

NBC: Communism is “one of history’s pivotal experiments”
NBC: Communism is “one of history’s pivotal experiments”. So that’s why Obama is always pivoting… It’s not NBC-us, it’s NBCCCP-us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlZSumrWfDs
NBC story about hacked cellphones in Sochi 100% fraudulent
NBC story about hacked cellphones in Sochi “100% fraudulent.” The story was completely fabricated. The reporter supposedly in Sochi was actually in Moscow, and he had to download a hostile Android app and disable his phone’s security to get hacked. Just when we thought NBC couldn’t get more pathetic…
