I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Watch: Dirty protest as huge pile of manure dumped at France’s National Assembly. Finally! The French come up with an idea we like! THIS is what should be dumped in front of the U.S. Capitol Building. The only problem is most of our elected representatives would overpower the stink. Viva le bullshit!

Hollywood liberal Harvey Weinstein going after guns and the NRA. On the Howard Stern Show, he said he hates guns and claimed he’s teaming up with Meryl Streep to make a movie that will make the NRA “wish they weren’t alive after I’m done with them” and make gun stocks “crash and burn.” Here’s betting neither of those things happens.

The Wire tracks down the drone that threatened Diane Feinstein. She claimed a “drone” hovered outside the window of her home and was “looking out at me.” Well, gee, turns out the so-called drone was a little pink remote-controlled helicopter (with no camera) that Code Pink protestors fly around at their protests. Another day in Washington, another senator looking like a moron.

UN climate chief declares communism best for fighting global warming. Yep, those communist countries certainly know how to clear the air of CO2 pollution.

‘Faulty’ BMW parking-assist function caused car to accelerate and mount the hood of another car. If you drive or are around BMW’s be careful, it’s mating season!

U.S. to Expand Rules Limiting Use of Profiling by Federal Agents. Oh look! We now have more protected classes! Never you mind that Muslim with the backpack that’s ticking! Go after that old granny in her wheelchair! Go after that 3 year old! Might just be a diaper bomb! Kiss that Muslim ass Holder!

VA riles veterans with push to change disability claims process. Typical Obama administration. Let’s screw people that truely deserve benefits so we can shift that money over to the shiftless who won’t work but will vote for a dead person if they have a “D” after their name so they can continue to be blood-suckers. What a travesty.

Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) has decided to retire. No more assaults on children, constituents, and priests. No more election fraud. No more vote peddling. No more insider trading and earmark scandals. Yes indeed, the House of Representatives will be losing a real peach of a guy.

Criminology scholars debunk myths about mass murder. Some highlights:

1. Mass shootings are not on the rise – the average number of shootings per year has been 20 for decades (there were 16 in 2013).
2. An assault weapons ban would have no effect – the typical weapon used is a pistol, not an “assault weapon.”
3. Enhanced background checks would have no effect – of 93 mass shootings from 2009 through September 2013, none of the assailants was prohibited by federal law from possessing firearms because of mental illness.
4. Violent video games & movies are not causally linked to mass murder – sorry, much as we’d like to we can’t blame Hollywood.

ISRAELI DEFENSE MINISTER: KERRY IS ‘OBSESSIVE,’ ‘MESSIANIC.’ It’s bad enough having Chicago Jesus,  now we have the Massachusetts Messiah. Evidently being a Democrat means you have to have a God complex. Sorry, we’re not worshiping any false idols around here!

Finnish magazine publishes truth about Muslim attitude toward dogs. Brouhaha ensues.

Latest moron in the Senate. Cory Booker Tweeted, “half of all students in America are living in poverty” which is so wildly untrue even someone only vaguely aware of the actual state of America wouldn’t believe it. This is who New Jersey sent to Washington. He will be deciding how to spend your money. Something is wrong with our democracy.

Taxpayers Paid Nearly $175M for Penis Pumps Between 2006 and 2011. Well this certainly sucks.

NY politician steps down after women employees claim he asked them to dress as sexy elves, took them to strip clubs and even sent oral sex video. Yet another Demoperv caught. Perhaps he should change his last name to Grabherassyszak.

Irritable bowels, Harry? When Harry was asked how he controls himself he replied – depends.

 

Bailing Out Health Insurers and Helping Obamacare. Evidently when they said ‘affordable’ it meant affordable for the insurance industry only. Talk about a screw job.

Meet the Cruella de Vil of public education. While kindergartners at New York’s Public School 106 fend off rodents in dank old trailer-classrooms, Principal Marcella Sills tools around town in her BMW, seldom bothering to show up for work.

Spanish version of Healthcare.gov written in Spanglish. Apparently government contractors used computer-generated Spanish rather than hiring actual Spanish speakers. The name of the site itself can literally be read “for the caution of health.”

Karl Rove: Bridge scandal proves Christie is ‘what we want’ in a president. For some reason we get the strange impression that while Karl was watching the news conference he had an orgasm.

Blue Cross Blue Shield: If Republicans kill a bailout for insurers under ObamaCare, it’ll lead to single-payer. If I don’t get my money I’m gonna pick up my toys and go home! Waaahhhhhh!

Harvard couple who paid housekeeper $4 a week for more than 13 YEARS are spared jail. Looks to us like we might just have some Harvard educated-Democrat-Liberals that think the law applies to everyone but them and profess to tell everyone else how to live their lives.

D.C. public school official caught using fake handicapped-parking placard. And here’s the punchline: her job with the school system involves working with disabled students.

Liberal CNN weenie face-to-face with SEAL. It’s like watching a housecat meet a Bengal tiger in the backyard:

“So you’re telling me because we were over there doing what we were told by our country, that it was senseless? And my guys, what? They died for nothing?”

Backtracking [i.e., cold sweating and peeing into his shorts], Tapper said, “No.”

“That’s what you said,” Luttrell fired back. “So, let me just say, it went bad for us over there, but that was our job. That’s what we did. We didn’t complain about it.”

Sperm swap. If this doesn’t legally qualify as rape, they need to rewrite the law.

Wisconsin Judge Quashes Subpoenas Aimed at Governor Walker Allies. Funny how a nasty political vendetta can be run by a Democrat and the MSM looks the other way, yet let one traffic jam happen to a Republican administration like Christie’s and all hell breaks loose. Thank God there’s a few sane judges on the bench.