I HATE THE MEDIA ™

CNN’s Jeff Zucker peeved at Fox News’ Roger Ailes. In December Ailes was talking about MSNBC no longer being in the news business and then said, “For CNN to also throw in the towel and announce they’re out of the news business is quite interesting.” It’s true – CNN is openly moving to reality shows and documentaries – but Zucker doesn’t like being reminded that CNN lost the ratings war so badly they had to surrender.

In testing phase, new carrier plagued by problems. They sure don’t build them like they used to.

RUSH LIMBAUGH NOTICED A KEY DETAIL ABOUT CHRIS CHRISTIE’S SPEECH THAT YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING. Perhaps Governor Donut lives in an alternative universe? Yeah! That’s the ticket!

California Moonbats Want Global Warming “Warning Labels” On Gas Pumps Similar To Those On Cigarettes… They really need warnings around San Francisco that say “Caution Entering Insane Asylum.”

 

NASA spacecraft snaps X-ray photograph of “Hand of God.” Sure, okay, they say it’s just random chance that ejected material from an exploding star looks like a giant hand, but we know a hand when we see one. We just hope whoever lives in that reddish cloud has been living right.

Earliest the Great Lakes have frozen since the 1930s. Coast Guard ice cutters are working overtime trying to keep shipping lanes open. Global Warming strikes again.

Time Magazine blamed the 1974 polar vortex on “global cooling.” Now, forty years later, Time is blaming “global warming.” Same vortex, same cold weather – maybe even the same writers at Time – but different bullshit science story.

Knockout Game video deemed “harassment” by Rochester police. Remember, when the white guy hit a black guy, Eric Holder brought federal hate crime charges. Now here’s a black guy hitting an elderly white woman ON VIDEO… and police won’t even call it assault.

Widow of Murdered Police Officer on President Obama’s DOJ Nomination: “It’s Like Spitting on All of Our Officers.” The racial divide is turning into the grand canyon.

Christie on “Bridgegate”: I knew nothing. Have I mentioned I knew nothing? Yeah, we know, I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing. Might be great as Christie’s campaign mantra.

ObamaCare sucks worse than Wal-Mart heath insurance. Wal-Mart, always the low price!

Sen. Flake slams Gates’ book: ‘Extraordinarily bad timing, and form. Well, it didn’t take the RINOs long to come out of the woodwork about Gate’s Obama/Biden/Hillary slamming book. This guy Flake, evidently lives up to his name.

102 NYC police and firefighters caught in disability scam. “The alleged ringleaders, which included 83-year-old Raymond Lavallee, a former Nassau County assistant district attorney…” Yeah, but spending can’t be cut, you know… the poor would suffer, or something.

Cheesepocalypse! America is running short of Velveeta just as the Super Bowl approaches. This is the kind of national disaster that puts the whole Global Warming thing into perspective, ya know?

Robert Gates publishes memoir. The book by the former Secretary of Defense is not flattering to Barack Hussein Obama. Highlights: all foreign policy decisions by Obama are based on domestic politics, the Obama White House makes military decisions without consulting the military, and Joe Biden is described as being wrong on “nearly every” foreign policy issue for the last 40 years.

Satanic group unveils drawing of statue they want in Oklahoma capitol. It’s a goat-headed deity named Baphomet giving the official Boy Scouts of America salute with both hands.

Meat pumped up with dirty pond water to increase weight. Guess what country.

NBC Nightly News reports on Al-Qaeda takeover of Fallujah, blames Bush. Let’s see, American forces pushed the bad guys out of Fallujah in 2004, when Bush was president, and that’s the way things stayed for the rest of his presidency. Now, five years into the Obama presidency, Al-Qaeda regains control of Fallujah… and Brian Williams decides it must be Bush’s fault.

Epic letter to Speaker Boehner from Allen West and 69 other conservatives & military leaders regarding Benghazi. You can bet Boehner will bring the unemployment and immigration bills to the floor. They should have asked what the hell Killery has on him.

See Dennis Rodman’s epic CNN meltdown defending Kim Jong-un. Dennis better lose or he may find himself going to the dogs.

Planned Parenthood Representative Says Christianity is “Going Down.” We believe she’ll be finding out sooner or later that she’ll be “going down” to visit someplace that’s very hot.

GOP LEADERSHIP: BENGHAZI VICTIMS’ FAMILIES ‘ABSURD AND INACCURATE’ IN SELECT COMMITTEE DEMAND. What’s absurd is the Three Rino’s Covering for Killery Clinton.

OUTRAGE! Obama Administration Is Secretly Declaring Thousands of US Veterans Incompetent – Then Taking Away Their Second Amendment Rights. The way current service members and veterans are being treated we’re astounded anyone wants to voluntarily sign up anymore.

JUDGE THROWS OUT BAN ON CHICAGO GUN SALES. Perhaps this is the guy that should replace Roberts. At least he knows what the Constitution is.

ROBERTS REFUSES TO GRANT OBAMACARE EMERGENCY STAY. No comment? My, how imperial of you, your supremeness.