Seniors lose insurance and doctors under Obamacare. Who needs death panels? Just bankrupt the elderly so they can’t afford medication or treatment and wait for them to croak.

Obama pivots to economy for 21st time. “For the 21st time in just five years …the White House announced Thursday that ‘President Barack Obama will try to shift the national conversation to economic growth.'” He could try changing the subject to something he actually knows something about, but that would mean he would be silent.

Washington D.C. Spends $133,573,928 to Enroll Five People in Obamacare Exchanges. Hi. We’re from Obamacare and we’re here to help you. Reagan must be spinning in his grave, GW Bush must be laughing his ass off.

Gallup: Most uninsured ignoring healthcare exchanges. “…relatively few uninsured Americans (18%) — the primary target population for the exchanges — have so far attempted to visit an exchange website.” What if they wrecked the healthcare system to insure the uninsured and nobody came? Well, stay tuned, because they did!

Obama burns media supporters with apology. “The [NY] Times was burned by the president. So much, in fact, that they could not even be moved to report on Obama’s apology to the nation on the front page of Friday’s paper…” Obama’s a liar, media lapdogs’ pants on fire… burn baby, burn.

Brother of Barack Obama might qualify as enemy combatant. So that would make two of them in the family.

Another video lie from network television news. This time it’s ABC with an animation showing the LAX shooter holding an M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher. In real life, Paul Ciancia used a Smith & Wesson M&P15 sporting rifle… not nearly scary-looking enough for gun-control preachers.

Former MSNBC host rants at Obama on Twitter after health insurance plan cancelled. Obamacare reality bitch-slaps another liberal.

Antarctic sea ice hits 35-year record high. One climate scientist can’t understand how this is possible. “Why would sea ice be increasing?” asks Jinlun Zhang of the University of Washington… then goes on to insist that “the overwhelming evidence is that the Southern Ocean is warming.”

Big F’ing Deal: Delaware Has Spent $4 Million to Enroll Four People in Obamacare. Delaware should change the state slogan from “It’s Good Being First” to “It’s Good Being Dumb.”

Saudi nuclear weapons ‘on order’ from Pakistan. “The Saudis had clearly given up on Obama by the time they threw the Security Council position in his face.” Nukes will soon be spreading faster than outages on the healthcare.gov website. Elections. Consequences.

Administration “trains” journalists on how to cover Obamacare. “What is surprising is that an organization claiming to represent professional journalists would endorse ‘training’ delivered by advocates for the program they are covering.” No, what’s really surprising is that anyone still thinks that’s surprising.

Obama flies to Dallas to promote O-Care… protest breaks out. To paraphrase the late but unlamented Newspeak Newsweek, “We’re all Texans now.” [Video at the link.]

Anti-Tea Party protesters scared of Billy Graham. According to one protester, some activists are staying away from the evangelist’s 95th birthday party because they’re “scared of being struck down by lightning.” He does look a little bit like Charlton Heston.

Loyal Obama supporters, canceled by Obamacare. Touching story of Obama loyalists who find themselves getting screwed by Obamacare (by “touching” we mean taking one’s finger and touching the back of one’s throat until one… you know.) Typical modern liberals – generous to a fault with other people’s money but they scream like David Gregory caught with an illegal magazine when those “other people” turn out to be them.

Obama’s new scapegoat: It’s Germany’s fault! “Not content with blaming domestic bogeymen … for his administration’s inability to supply jobs, he has now ventured overseas.” Well, we can fix that – just make Obama the leader of Germany and their economy will grind to a halt in no time.

Liberalism, the decline of an illusion. “Liberalism as practiced in today’s America is a chimera, not actually an ideology but an alliance of interest groups controlled by elites for the preservation of their (the elites’) wealth and power.” Goverment of the empty suits, by the empty suits and for the empty suits.

Marvel Comics announces new Muslim superheroine. Hopefully she won’t be asked to use her superpowers in Saudi Arabia because she isn’t wearing a burqa. And they don’t let women drive cars.

How many current health insurance plans are “substandard” under Obamacare? Answer: 98%. Even people with plans heretofore considered “Cadillac” plans are getting cancellation notices.

DNC Debbie mispronounces “misled”. Wonder if she can say “corpseman”? If Sarah Palin had made this flub, we’d be seeing it on the Notwork News for the next 3 weeks, not to mention the other “news” shows like “The Daily Show” and SNL. [Go 1:05 in and skip the rest of her screed.]

Obama administration rules that Obamacare is NOT a “federal health care program.” Oh goody, more fodder for late-night talk show comedians.

Toronto Mayor admits he used crack cocaine while in office. “Probably in one of my drunken stupors…” It wouldn’t surprise us to find a lot more of the “best and the brightest” aren’t on something. Choom!

The Obamacare website is now fixed. Finally! Truth in advertising!

TSA to Pre-Screen Air Travelers’ Tax Info, Property Records, Travel History. Another case of if you like your privacy you can’t keep your privacy.

Eric Holder STILL threatening George Zimmerman. When you put a suit on a thug, all you end up with is a thug in a suit.