I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obamacare’s website is crashing because it doesn’t want you to know how costly its plans are. “White House knowingly chose to court disaster…” The Spite House was more concerned about the Spite-In-Chief looking bad than anything else. In the Spite House, it’s always about the Spite-In-Chief.

George Soros gets millions in taxpayer funds… to promote his far-left whackadoodle ideas around the world. He’s a billionaire but the rest of us are forced to pony up to help him enjoy his hobby.

Another Obama buddy in trouble. The Orange County, California, DA’s office just raided the offices of Landmark Medical Management, whose president and CEO, Kareem Ahmed, was one of the largest individual financial backers of Obama’s re-election effort.

Walmart shelves in Springhill, Mansfield, cleared in EBT glitch allowing for unlimited spending: As Robert Heinlein said, there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. And thanks to another glitch in the EBT system we can see how there can easily be no lunch at any cost. Unlimited purchasing power invariably leads to the total consumption of supply. And we are all starved by a system that itself was built on the theft of our labor and property.

Obama: Not Raising Debt Ceiling Will Create New ‘Republican Default Tax’: We already have a default tax. It is called inflation and it exists to pay off Obama corporate cronies and buy votes. We have an increase in the direct taxes when they raised the payroll withholdings. And now, thanks to Obamacare, we have the sort of tax that we’ve never had before. One on our bodies.

Larry Klayman Tells Obama ‘To Put The Quran Down’ At Veterans Rally: Obviously we must say it again. Obama is not a Muslim. Muslim’s hate pork.

EBT Food Stamp System Crash. Panic at the Costco: EBT, so long as it works you don’t have to! Seriously though. We don’t know who we feel sorrier for. These people that have become so dependent on government or a government that is so disproportionately dependent on us.

CNN MOCKS MILLION VET MARCH AS TEA PARTY CRAZIES: Crapping on cars and egregious acts of rape and terror confer legitimacy. Having saved humanity from a rising tide fascism poised to swallow up the whole world -not so much.

Vets marching past White House carrying baracades: Can you hear them now?

Libyan prime minister’s kidnapping was caused by Obama leak. If you remember, the Libyan government was acting all offended after we raided al-Qaeda groups (October 4th). So the Obama administration leaked the fact that Libya approved the raid ahead of time, which saved Obama’s face but pissed off the fragile nation’s militants something fierce. But hey, as long as Obama’s Peace Prize isn’t tarnished…

Janet Yellen is set to become a superstar: While all the rest of us are set to become destitute under the ever increasing inflation that they still insist does not exist.

Newark Mayor Cory Booker apparently never lived in Newark. His fake residency is a little more serious than his fake friend T-Bone and other phony stories. This is election fraud.

“Ancient artifact” that master diplomat Barack Obama gave Iran is fake. The federal government knew it was fake because they had previously seized it from an art dealer… for being fake. Then Obama’s State Department gave it to Iran… in exchange for fake offers of peace.

No soup for you! A deaf mom in Virginia got a terse note from her son’s teacher saying home-packed lunches are not allowed without a doctor’s note. When the world of Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act collides with the world of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” anti-obesity theories, it creates a freak wave of government oppression.

No good options for Obama. “Nothing can be more frightening to liberal politicians than proving how little impact many federal programs have on the day-to-day lives of individual Americans. If nobody notices when they’re missing, it’s hard to argue against trimming the size of government.” Don’t worry, the Stupid Party is expert at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. But as J.P.’s linked article posited, “…psychopathic systems ultimately fail.” Sounds like a race to the bottom…

YOU WILL NOT JOKE! The Borg hive TSA is broadcasting threats of arrest over airport loudspeakers against people who commit the heresy of making jokes about the TSA. By the way, have you heard the TSA’s new slogan? “We handle more junk than eBay.”

Bipartisan Distrust of the Beltway. “This chasm between the ruled and the rulers has both widened and deepened during the Obama years. … The Obama economic policy has turned out to be at least as much – if not more – ‘trickle down’ than that of his Republican predecessor.” We are all anti-authoritarians now.

MSNBC president wants “investigation” into Fox News’ “impossible” ratings gain. “Megyn Kelly blew out Rachel Maddow in the key demo on Tuesday after losing to her the night before. ‘I have never seen it in all my years of cable,’ says Phil Griffin.” One of the commenters put it best: “It can’t be because you suck, right?”

Bloomberg launching crusade against tanning salons. Don’t tell us… “Mayors Against Illegal Suns.”

HOUSE GOP BLINKS: WILL LIFT DEBT AND REOPEN GOVERNMENT: What is the use of representatives if you are not going to be represented? Time for a new party.

Steven Pagones calls out MSNBC’s Al Sharpton. That’s it, shine a light into the MSNBC rathole and watch them scurry.

“I don’t think very highly of MSNBC to begin with. But in spite of that, I was dumbfounded over their decision to hire Sharpton… I can’t help but question the philosophy and honesty of any network or advertiser that can give him access to such a huge audience… I truly do not understand those companies that choose to advertise with Sharpton.”

Schools Ban Balls. All. Kinds. Of. Balls. “No longer allowed at the Weber Middle School in Port Washington, NY: footballs, baseballs, soccer balls, lacrosse balls and any other hardballs that could injure a child. ‘We want to make sure our children have fun but are also protected,’ [said] Dr. Kathleen Maloney, superintendent…” Hey, school itself is pretty dangerous – there are hard books, sharp pens & pencils and other dangerous stuff there (like idiot “educators”.)

NYT Editor: Krugman’s column is our “biggest nightmare.” “No one seems to edit that blog at the New York Times.” Of course not… in order to edit it, one would actually have to read it…

Ben Bernanke helped lead nation out of crisis: And if you believe that there is a bridge to the moon we’d like to sell you. Of course after QE Infinity you could probably build your own bridge to the moon just so long as you were willing to part with a loaf of bread’s worth of federal reserve notes.

The enduring image of the Obama administration that cost us $634,320,919. The company that built this website monstrosity, CGI Federal, was contracted to receive $93 million. How that figure grew by 682% while the product being purchased was utterly failing is a mystery, but we’re fairly confident the people at CGI will turn out to be huge donors to the Obama presidential campaign.