Schools Ban Balls. All. Kinds. Of. Balls. “No longer allowed at the Weber Middle School in Port Washington, NY: footballs, baseballs, soccer balls, lacrosse balls and any other hardballs that could injure a child. ‘We want to make sure our children have fun but are also protected,’ [said] Dr. Kathleen Maloney, superintendent…” Hey, school itself is pretty dangerous – there are hard books, sharp pens & pencils and other dangerous stuff there (like idiot “educators”.)
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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