I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obama: Top Tax Rate Should Be 28% for Corporations, 40% for Small Business: For all of President Corporatist’s talk of equality he clearly has no interest in promoting a free and equal market.

BLOW TO BLOOMBERG: APPEALS COURT RULES NYC’S BIG SUGARY DRINK BAN UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Poor Nanny. Perhaps he can try and bring back Prohibition as an encore.

Congressional Black Caucus wants Sheila Jackson Lee to run Homeland Security. Apparently Janet Napolitano left a legacy: dumb is what we want in charge of the nation’s security. And when you think of dumb…

Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy charge. We say big whoop. He still faces 154 years if convicted of all the other charges.

‘This is a no brainer, y’all’: Injured Texan hiker who hired a HELICOPTER to take her down mountain because rescuers were too slow carrying her defends her decision. Gee. We can’t imagine why it was taking so long to get her off the mountain? Anyone seen rescuers in the local hospitals getting treated for hernias? Just asking.

Howard Dean: Obamacare’s Rationing Board is a Terrible Idea That Will Fail. To this we say “No shit Sherlock!” We want to know why you didn’t bring this up before the election?

The greatest food in human history. Hints: It has 390 calories, it contains 23g (or half a daily serving) of protein plus 7% of daily fiber and 20% of daily calcium, it’s available in 14,000 locations in the U.S. alone, and it costs $1.

Weiner’s paramour goes to the beach. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Millions of women on the Internet, he’s a sexting superstar with the perfect Saturday Night Live name, and he chooses her?

Why are all the people leaving Detroit? Gee, maybe it has something to do with property tax rates which are the highest of the nation’s 50 largest cities and more than twice the average.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are ‘livid’ at comparisons to Weiner’s sexcapades and Huma’s forgiveness: We don’t mean to handle Weiner with a light touch but Bill and Hillary really need to get a grip. And not the sort Slick Willy used on Jaunita Broaddrick.

Diplomatic security agent with shredded leg waited 20 hours on Benghazi roof for rescue. While Obama campaigned in Las Vegas.

Weiner campaign manager withdraws. But Weiner is holding firm. “We have an excellent staff. More people have come on, frankly.” The guy can’t open his mouth without a phallic pun slipping out.

MEGHAN MCCAIN GETS OWN SHOW ON NEW TV NETWORK. Like, gag us with a spoon.

Juror B29 was framed… sort of. Meet ABC, the new NBC!

Government shutdown looms over ObamaCare. Sounds good to us. They can leave it shut down and let the states keep their own money.

IRS employees union: Please don’t make us enroll in Obamacare. No please do make them enroll. Please add all the unions and others that have received exemptions. Please add all government employees including the morons in Congress and especially POTUS and very especially John Stevens and SCOTUS. If it’s so effing wonderful, we think EVERYONE should enjoy it.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CRIMINAL TRIES TO ROB A GUN STORE…WITH A BAT This guy is certainly no Bat Masterson. Perhaps Dingbat Masterson?

Juror B29: Zimmerman was a murderer but he got away with it. What a sad world we live in when a man can’t be convicted of murder simply because there is no proof he committed a murder. We certainly hope that AG Eric Holder is listening and will do everything in his extra-Constitutional power to overturn this racist system of due process that has plagued our justice system for over 200 years now.

Poll: Rubio drops from first to sixth nationally among Republicans after immigration push. Yes it looks like joining the Gang of Stupid was a terrific move. Meanwhile, Karl Rove is probably picking his fat ass wondering what went wrong. Way to get out the Republican vote RINOs!

A DIFFERENT AMENDMENT RESTRICTING NSA SPYING WAS PASSED OVERWHELMINGLY BY THE HOUSE – BUT ‘NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.’ It appears the MSM is hiding out again.

The Pompeo amendment (championed by Rep. Mike Pompeo of Kansas) passed the House with a bipartisan vote of 409-12. However, “no one is talking about it,” Rep. John Culberson (R-Texas) told TheBlaze on Thursday.

Or, perhaps the MSM thinks votes about the NSA are top secret?

BREAKING NEWS 6:55 PM ET House Narrowly Rejects Effort to Limit N.S.A. Surveillance. Bend forward for the traitors in the House of Representatives who evidently don’t represent us.

Anthony Weiner admits to sending more lewd images, texts but vows to stay in mayor’s race. In his attempt to rise to Mayor of NYC it appears that Little Anthony’s made another boner. This must be the new way to try to get ahead. Elections are so hard. We suspicion this news may get him to shrivel up soon.

CONFIRMED: Left Wing Plant at Houston Pro-Zimmerman Rally Is Far Left Activist. Someone should sue her for false advertising. It seems to us truth in advertising would have her sign saying “We’re stupid & proud!”

Black Teen Mob Targets ‘White Bitch’ in Chicago – Steals Her iPhone. Hey! Looks like Chicago has gone post racial! Obama? Al? Jessie? Where’s the outrage? Holder? Where’s the investigation about her civil rights being violated? Where’s the protest and riots? Just asking.

FEDS PLAN TO MAP EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD TO HELP OVERCOME ‘HISTORIC PATTERNS OF SEGREGATION.’ So what’s this leading to? We can envision a future where people will be told to move out of their house so someone else can move in. You will live where they tell you to or you can have a one-way paid trip to FEMA Camp Obamaschwitz.