I HATE THE MEDIA ™

New York Democrats Want to Ban Police From Describing Suspects By Race, Sex, or Age. New York is again ahead of the curve……….on stupidity.

CRUZ JOKES: ABOLISH IRS, SEND AGENTS TO SOUTHERN BORDER. Get a flat tax going and it sounds like a good farghing idea to us.

MEDIA IGNORE OBAMA’S CATHOLIC SCHOOL GAFFE IN IRELAND. Evidently it doesn’t matter whether Obama has a working teleprompter or not, he still manages to gaff away. This time it looks like he ticked everyone in Northern Ireland off. We wonder why jolly old Chris Tingle didn’t mention this one?

Community college professor allegedly tells students: support gay rights or else. We suspicion the “hate” she refers to exists her, not the students. She is obviously clueless that there are many people who don’t don’t agree with homosexuality but conduct themselves with a live and let live attitude. We wonder how she’d like it if another teacher had a hate homos day and required everyone to wear a button that said I HATE HOMOS on it? Probably not very favorably.

VIDEO: Woman Uses Child To Steal Wallet Inside Nail Salon. No need to steal the cell phone. Obama already got her one.

Columbia’s Cons: Ivy League social work program run by team of former prisoners. Welcome to Conlumbia University where the ex-inmates run the asylum. Here your child can earn a Masters Degree in Criminalism, with available minors in Bomb-Making, Domestic Terrorism, Kidnapping, Extortion, Bank Robbery, Cyber-Crime, ID Theft or Murder Techniques. We also have an on-site bail bondsman who can assist if your child gets caught on a field trip. With a degree in Criminialism, your child will be able to hold his or her head high when walking the cell block. We also offer post conviction correspondence degrees in Prison Smuggling, Bribing Prison Guards, Prison Pimping, Prison Gangs and Their Nuances and How to Fake Various Diseases So You Can Take a Vacation at the Prison Hospital for a Few Days.

FBI admits to using drones for domestic surveillance. At this point in time it would be easier if they just tell us who doesn’t have drones.

Big Brother Alert: Cameras in the Cable Box to Monitor TV viewers. Easily fixed by a couple of strips of good old duct tape. Looks like Comcast et al have the NSA beat all to hell when it comes to snooping.

Mayors Against Illegal Guns supporters mourn death of… Tamerlan Tsarnaev. It appears Mayor Nanny Bloomberg and many of his supporters are beyond seriously warped if they’re concerned about this terrorist being shot dead. He wasn’t shot by an illegal gun either, unless the FBI isn’t telling us something. We did hear Nanny was relieved that they didn’t give Tamerlan a big gulp.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: LACK OF TELEPROMPTER ‘RUINED’ OBAMA’S BERLIN SPEECH. Ich ein dumm kopf! Which can refer to either or both.

NTSB investigators claim official story about TWA Flight 800 is a lie. To anyone who has followed the Flight 800 story over the years this is not a surprise. 270 eyewitnesses saw a missile ascend and strike the plane but Bill Clinton didn’t want a successful terrorist attack ruining his re-election chances, so the investigation was taken from the National Transportation Safety Board and handed to the politically-controlled FBI… by none other than Jamie Gorelick.

Senate kills John Thune’s border-fence amendment — with help from Rubio and McCain. Este tipo es una puta grande.

Paul Krugman: Structural Excuses. Another article in which the Krugmonster denounces the sorts of inadequate steps being called austerity while calling for an increase in money supply. A course that will no doubt be almost as disastrous as his call of the Fed to create a housing bubble.

The Nation: How Wall Street Defanged Dodd-Frank -Battalions of regulatory lawyers burrowed deep in the federal bureaucracy to foil reform. Reform, we’ve got reform for them. Stop bailing out cronies with tax-payer money. There, problem solved. Unless your from The Nation. In which case the problem is a strong middle class that does not require any economic masters at the top.

Workers Crash Walmart’s Party: We have nothing but mad love for workers. But it isn’t the sort of mad love that includes wanting to subsidize their life choices with a higher cost of living and strained savings.

Mother Jones: Occupy Sandy -Once Welcomed, Now Questioned (Flea Baggers possibly sitting on donations for hurricane victims). Sadly this is exactly the sort of thing we have come to expect from a group of people dedicated to the politics of handouts for the privileged kids of the bourgeoisie.

Bill Ayers: Try Obama for war crimes. A man with absolutely NO sense of the ironic. [Video at the link.]

Trial about eight-month erection results in hung jury. A Delaware truck driver’s lawsuit seeking compensation for the inconvenience of having an erection that lasted eight months awarded him no damages. Apparently, not enough jurors could understand how it was inconvenient.

3 NSA veterans speak out on whistle-blower: We told you so. It is starting to look like the government you see in Washington, DC is merely a facade, a theater of the absurd. The real government hides in the shadows and they don’t like sunlight.

Obama Brings 10,000 Syrians to America. The headline should be: Obama brings 10,000 potential members of Al Queda and the Muslim Brotherhood to America. On the bright side, at least they won’t have to pay the Mexican cartels to sneak them across the border anymore and they’ll get Obama phones and other free shit courtesy of other people’s money.

Schools Take Biometric Data: Parents Unaware. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Sincerely, Borgack Obama, the Borgocrat Party.

DHS hopes to get same cyber-spying powers as NSA. Fat sis wants to invade your privacy. Just think of it has fondling your junk mail.

Hidden camera catches wireless company employees passing out ‘Obama phones’ to people who say they’ll SELL them for drugs, shoes, handbags and spending cash. “The biggest beneficiary other than low-income consumers is billionaire Carlos Slim Helu, whose TracFone has collected $1.5 BILLION to date.” No need to give your money to panhandlers, the FCC is doing it for you.

Poll: Obama Worse than Bush on Civil Liberties. “Just 35% of Americans approve of Obama’s handling of government surveillance on citizens. 61% disapprove. This is 13 points worse than President Bush scored in the Spring of 2006…” There’s a cancer on Barack Obama’s presidency… and turns out it’s Barack Obama! Well, mystery solved – thank you and good night.

App pays you to spot illegally parked cars. “SpotSquad is a mobile phone application in the works that allows users to report illegally parked cars and get a cut of the fine paid as a reward.” Yeah, this is gonna make life a whole lot better.